pesematology commented on April Fools! Yes, It Was A Joke. Duh.

"The first thing I saw of yesterday's joke was the orange handbag and the words "must have"."

pesematology commented on "He Took Me In His Arms, And Staring Into My Eyes, He Said Words That Took My Breath Away"

"Ick."

pesematology commented on Hola, Latinas With PMS: ¿Got Leche?

"Because I don't have enough hormones of my own when it's that time of the month, I need to supplement my diet with those of a pregnant, lactating cow."

pesematology commented on Bearly Legal

"If we're discarding species distinctions within the legal system, wouldn't the honey legally belong to the bees?"

pesematology commented on How Eliot Spitzer's Indiscretions Made His Wife Age Before Our Eyes

"I think it's more disturbing that commenters feel they need to defend the poor woman's looks than it is for Jezebel to say "This dude is such an asshat, you can see it on her face." I got the impression they were commenting on her feelings as evidenced by her face, not her tragic loss of prettiness or whatever."

pesematology commented on Would You Take Your (Really Hot) Kid To The Abercrombie & Fitch Emergency Department And Trauma Center?

"You haven't been able to get from 161 to Morse Rd."

pesematology commented on A new Canadian study suggests

"I feel like being sexually harrassed isn't much of a surprise to anyone anymore, whereas dealing with an attack on your very existence is more likely to come from an unexpected angle and knock you off balance."

pesematology commented on Oldies But Goodies

"She's kind of dangling that purse in front of him, matador-style, while she chemically burns his eyes out."

pesematology commented on A PSA print campaign has

"I get that these are supposed to be creepy, but they will only be creepy to people who are already not wanting to bang pre-teens."

pesematology commented on Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby

"Fur, leather, and fucking electric purple."