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"i hate you and your long legs."

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"ugh, you know what i hate?"

ophel1a commented on We were a little confused

""First of all, I'm excited for the big day, so please don't feel sorry for me because marriage sucks for you."

ophel1a commented on We were a little confused

"@franceshasbeen: i'm laughing so hard right now that my roommates (normally unreachable by normal human voice volume standards due to being glued to their high-end gaming laptop screens) are giving me weird looks and asking me to explain. but they're men, they just wouldn't get it. and i had a panic attack once when i was younger...just once, so i can look back on it and laugh now, but they're sooo not funny."

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"@tscheese: oh jesus, i've been there."

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"ugh, can't...control...inane noise-making urges..."

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"watching that clip was PAINFUL, horribly awkward, and made me feel uncomfortably squirmy and queasy. imo, this is tyra at her worst."

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"oh, please, if someone DOES do the pepper thing...i so, so badly want to see."

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"i LOVED her guitar playing."