onceuponatime commented on Helen Gurley Brown Still Alive & Kicking; Still Hates Her Muffin-Top

"Or the fact that she considers her husband a possession."

onceuponatime commented on 'Marie Claire' Sees 'Jane' As Role Model, Requests Model Rolodex

"Who decided that Lydia Hearst is beautiful?! I am totally offended."

onceuponatime commented on Keira Knightley: Just Like Us?

"I think she looks a lot like a fat Parker Posey. But I love Keira!"

onceuponatime commented on Dear Kate Moss: You're Too Effing Old For A Miniskirt

"Ich!"

onceuponatime commented on Paging Dr. Jezebel... Amy Winehouse Needs Us, STAT!

"I'm more concerned with that massive accumulation of hair on her head - if anything's weighing her down, it's that. And yeah, she needs to eat."

onceuponatime commented on What's Up With Men And Their Movies?

"I think this needs a new category."

onceuponatime commented on Levi's Hires Art-World Enfant Terrible Damien "Diamond-Boy" Hirst

"@Lipservice: When does this Super-Tote go into production? I'll meet y'all out front of Whole Foods to start the line tomorrow."

onceuponatime commented on Tara Reid Was Doing So Well And Now, Well... Good God

"Aaaah! I looked at this picture, and the stray nipple on the right nearly took my eye out! Isn't there a law against carrying concealed weapons? Or, given the see-thru quality of that cheap-ass dress, unconcealed weapons? Or, since it's Tara Reid, are these WMDs? Whatever it is, I blame Al Qaeda."

onceuponatime commented on The 'Redbook' You Should Have Seen On Newsstands

"@guitarsnob: I'm shocked that you haven't been lambasted for your self-delusional preferences! It's not LA. Choosing the lie over the truth is a more profound problem than even Redbook can address. Anything else you refuse to confront for the sake of an illusion?"

onceuponatime commented on Hi Carmen, Thanks For Sending Me My Stuff...

"I kind of feel sorry for dude - he's drowning in psycho-babble and his fear and insecurity have morphed into a typhoon of bullshit that Carmen got doused with. (A little too heavy on the metaphor, I know!) "Men are definitely the new women" is going into my lexicon IMMEDIATELY!"