krismry commented on Calling Bullshit On The Obama Ring Story

"Criminy, imagine trying to hock rhodium jewellery if things got tough."

Private Hangnail commented on Pop Star Suddenly Realizes She Has The Ability To Will Her Deepest Desires Into Existence

"The Stripper Wondered For a Moment Just How the Hell She Was to Fit in That Thing."

Private Hangnail commented on Observer At Center Of Exciting Criminal Conspiracy, Maybe!

"@SarahHeartburn: Yeah, 666 Fifth Street would have you either in the Hudson or East rivers, nicely coated with medical waste and PCB."

Private Hangnail commented on What Michael Phelps' Thanksgiving Bender Means For His Future

"The ghosts of Elvis Presley and Marlon Brando emerge from the pool..."

krismry commented on Anna Wintour Said Replaced By French Counterpart

"@seekingwhat: My god!!!!!1!!!!!!"

krismry commented on The Future Of Luxury Magazines

"@gawkimo: aspirational anything is just for plebes."

krismry commented on The Future Of Luxury Magazines

"@slainte_pants: I like the line in the sloop john B song from the beachboys pet sounds record that says 'This is the worst trip i've ever been on. let's see..."

krismry commented on What A Day Without Gays Would Look Like

"Good luck to everyone who does this."

Private Hangnail commented on Oh, Plaxico

"More stupid might be that he left the size sticker on that hoodie he's wearing."

Private Hangnail commented on Ancient Pre-Internet LOLcat Discovered

"@andBegorrah: Of course this was followed by Miss Clatchetypants being forced to close her finishing school after succumbing to a morphia powder addiction."