Everything MidnightBikeRide does is commented on Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares

"Did they have to photoshop out a chunk of her head for that pompadour?"

Everything MidnightBikeRide does is commented on The Mommy Wars: "Quite Simply I Hate Your Baby."

"@mrs_weasley: Maybe I just haven't been reading enough internet comments, but I've never heard that used in a way that wasn't totally tongue-in-cheek."

Everything MidnightBikeRide does is commented on Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck

"Who's retweeting all these?"

Everything MidnightBikeRide does is commented on Meat, Fur, Razors, And The Challenges Of Living Ethically

"@msridiculous447: I'm glad somebody else has seen that, because I feel like every one else on earth thinks that the opposite must be true and that vegetarians get together to chat about animal rights all day."

Everything MidnightBikeRide does is commented on Meat, Fur, Razors, And The Challenges Of Living Ethically

"I agree with you on a lot of that-- I'm in a class right now dealing with food ethics, and the absolute dedication to ignoring wider social problems in that lecture is stunning."