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"And yet, every day is a reason for her to put on her Sunday Clothes (minus the pants)!"

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notheretomakefriends commented on Are Hair Products Falsely Advertising Results When Their Models Wear Extensions?

"@gherkinfiend: yeesh, you would think L'Oreal could have found a better UK spokesperson."

notheretomakefriends commented on Are Hair Products Falsely Advertising Results When Their Models Wear Extensions?

"@JaneIre: here's more, according to the answerbitch*, whenever Penelope or Doutzen shills L'oreal hair dye in front of the video/camera, the hair stylist only has to use a minimum of 5% of the actual casting gloss boxed product in her hair in order to comply with US regulations on false advertising. As long as they use at least 5% of the brown-ish goo in the model's hair, they are in the clear without having to make any mention of the trick on paper or anywhere else."

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