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"Say prune!"

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"My first crush ever...."

notanista commented on Anna Wintour & Karl Lagerfeld Share A _____

"Karl to Anna: I just farted and it smells like No."

notanista commented on Halloween Preparations Scare Suri Cruise

"Why don't celebrity children walk?"

notanista commented on The Enduring Allure Of Teen Angst

"@Anna: Yeah, Wally Lamb is a GREAT story-teller, and even better at really getting into his characters."

notanista commented on Anthony Kiedis: Bret Michaels Up Top, Soccer Mom Down Below

"Even looking at this picture, I can't help but think back to the nineties and that tube sock....and the way he filled out that tube sock."

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"@Sparker_Pants: Probably what possesses her to create fascinating and timely art."

notanista commented on Matthew McConaughey: So Snugli

"They're so happy because they're all stoned."

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"MEAT?"

notanista commented on The Rack Is Always Greener

"Yeah, I'm a natural 32DD."