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"Didn't the American Pediatrics Association say the best toy for your child was a box?"

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"That flashing is dizzying."

noseriously commented on How Come Boys Get All The Cool Toys?

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"John Stewart's coverage of the election was the only show I could bear to watch. My daughter's pediatrician reminds me of him."

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