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"I'm totally on the anti-stache wagon."

neurotica91 commented on Why Do We Feel The Need To Make Men Over?

"It's sort of like what Paul Newman (RIP) said in The Color of Money about money won being tons better than money earned, it's soooooooo much more fufilling to FIND a metrosexual that to MAKE one. Sorry for the strange analogy but it's what's on the brain today."

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"God bless you, Mr."

neurotica91 commented on John McCain Goes Through A Gauntlet Of Tough Broads On The View

"YOU GO BABA WAWA!!!!!"

neurotica91 commented on The 8 Worst Hairdos A Man Can Have

"Do any women REALLY find Fabio GENUINELY attractive?"

neurotica91 commented on Sarah Palin Conspiracy Theories: The Ultimate Guide

"@Ward Stradlater: I TOTALLY thought the same thing!"

neurotica91 commented on New Yorker Profile Shows Cindy McCain Is A Nouveau Betty Draper

"Sorry to veer off subject, but Cindy's hands look EXACTLY like the ones on the grim reaper statue at the Halloween store."

neurotica91 commented on Discussions Of Sarah Palin's "Feminism" Are (Mostly) Split Down Partisan Lines

"I really don't see how you can be anti-choice and feminist at once."

neurotica91 commented on Somebody's Getting Mah-Reeeed!

"I'm sorry but I have to ask: is it THE Morrissey?"

neurotica91 commented on 4 Reasons Sarah Palin Is Making The Media Miss Laura Bush Already

"Laura Bush, I'd like to go tavern-brawling with you."