mysweetmango commented on What Name Could You Never F*ck?

"Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, and Paul."

mysweetmango commented on Breaking : You're Still Screwing Around on Your Spouse

"@ADismalScience: Oh we (I mean "other people") are very philandery-y out here."

mysweetmango commented on American Television To Ruin Another Popular Foreign TV Show

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gasp* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

mysweetmango commented on Pat O'Brien: Only I Can Save Iowans From Vomiting

"So, apparantly Iowa is the new New Delhi? What an asshat."

mysweetmango commented on Why Did Vincent Gallo Call This Girl An 'Ugly Cunt'?

"Waitwait - didn't this not-into-underage-girls DB "date" Cory Kennedy when she was underage?"

mysweetmango commented on Loose Lips

"@golddigger: That said, a size 8 at Banana is like, a size 16 everywhere else."

mysweetmango commented on Cult-like PR Firm Pays Employees With "Appreciation"

"@mrconsig No."

mysweetmango commented on The Magazine Industry's Dirty Little Secret

"I never actually bought anything from these people, but I did sell them a fair amnt of weed."

mysweetmango commented on Sometimes A Parent's Words Can Bear The Weight Of The World

"Some of my mom's wisdom includes, but is not limited to: "People don't like you because you're pretty". And my all-time favorite from my early 20's: "Don't burn your bridges - you don't want to end up alone." Coming a few days after I broke up with a guy who had broken both of my ankles while pinning me down so he could spit in my face."

mysweetmango commented on A Very Real Housewives Independence Day

"This has probably already been discussed/mentioned BUT: Wasn't Bethany on Martha Stewart's version of "the Apprentice"?"