"Some of my mom's wisdom includes, but is not limited to: "People don't like you because you're pretty".
And my all-time favorite from my early 20's: "Don't burn your bridges - you don't want to end up alone." Coming a few days after I broke up with a guy who had broken both of my ankles while pinning me down so he could spit in my face."
"Dear Jordyn's Mom and Dad - just b/c your kindergartener tells you to upload a video of them gyrating all over their bedroom and backyard in a potentially suggestive manner doesn't necessarily mean you have to."
"This is a pretty ranty comment, but whatever: A lot of men and women screwed themselves over (in addition to screwing mortgage companies) when they filled out all of the paperwork and listed (slightly to greatly) inflated incomes."
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