mystery_bouffe commented on "Your Friends Were Very Jealous, Even If They Say They Weren't, They Were Envious I Approached You"

"I can only hope and wish that the ball, someday, will be in my court. *sighs wistfully*"

mystery_bouffe commented on Truth In Advertising

"Reason #4: comma usage."

mystery_bouffe commented on Not So Chill O'Reilly

"[antifeds.com] See the craziness for yourself."

mystery_bouffe commented on Paul Janka, John Fitzgerald Page Try To Out-Douche Each Other On Dr. Phil

"John Page Fitzgerald looks like the tool Ann-Margret marries in the movie version of "Tommy"."

mystery_bouffe commented on Jason Bateman: Be Strong, Weary Traveler

"So."

mystery_bouffe commented on Ten Days In The Life Of A Tampon

"Toxic tampon = stinky tofu? Well, that's another one for the medical books."

mystery_bouffe commented on Race Relations: What's So Wrong About A Rich White Woman Interested In "Africa"?

"It's like what Richard Dawkins says in "The God Delusion": it's all about consciousness-raising."

mystery_bouffe commented on Dance Off: Stephen Colbert Vs. Rain

"My nerd cup runneth over."

mystery_bouffe commented on Jude Law Turns His Back On His Dreams

"Wearing the dream and walking on Nike-endorsed sunshine."

mystery_bouffe commented on The Shit Hits The Paper

""Yes, but how can we put .PDF files and High School Musical: On Ice together?""