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"I can only hope and wish that the ball, someday, will be in my court. *sighs wistfully*"
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"Reason #4: comma usage."
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"[antifeds.com] See the craziness for yourself."
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"John Page Fitzgerald looks like the tool Ann-Margret marries in the movie version of "Tommy"."
mystery_bouffe commented on Jason Bateman: Be Strong, Weary Traveler
"So."
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"Toxic tampon = stinky tofu? Well, that's another one for the medical books."
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"It's like what Richard Dawkins says in "The God Delusion": it's all about consciousness-raising."
mystery_bouffe commented on Dance Off: Stephen Colbert Vs. Rain
"My nerd cup runneth over."
mystery_bouffe commented on Jude Law Turns His Back On His Dreams
"Wearing the dream and walking on Nike-endorsed sunshine."
mystery_bouffe commented on The Shit Hits The Paper
""Yes, but how can we put .PDF files and High School Musical: On Ice together?""
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