muppetkiller commented on Legendary Watergate Reporter Wonders: Is Britney Spears Taking The Nation's IQ Down With Her?

"Somehow, I cared when I was I kid."

muppetkiller commented on You know all that hullabaloo

"Thank God!"

muppetkiller commented on Today in Tabloids: Britney Continues to be a Shitty Mom; Angelina May Be Boning Her Bodyguard

"Good Lord, we're supposed to provide snark on articles about Jennifer Anniston's high school pictures and Mimi Roger's marriage to Tom Cruise? Must be a slow week for "news" that's 20 years old!"

muppetkiller commented on Dear Britney, This Is The Proper Way To Exit A Car. Love, Jennifer Coolidge

"I think poor Brit doesn't even care anymore."

muppetkiller commented on Remember Monica? Rosie Does. And She's Still Not Over The Way Bill Never Even Returned The Favor...

"I had a good life and made money when Clinton was in office."

muppetkiller commented on Britney Update

"E sure changed over the years!"

muppetkiller commented on Lindsay Lohan's Sober, Somber Halloween

"As a self-respecting cougar who rocked leggings in my day, I would trade her boring sweater for a sexy vamp Edwardian velvet frock coat and a poet shirt."