mtbee commented on Turkey Day: Are You A Kitchen Slaver, Or Shirker?

"Thanksgiving plans: Going to this huge buffet place in Beijing that apparently boasts cuisine from 10 different countries."

mtbee commented on Is There A Better Word For "Fiancé"?

"@mtbee: *disconcerting, not concerting."

mtbee commented on Is There A Better Word For "Fiancé"?

"My parents didn't get married until I was five."

mtbee commented on Your Handy-Dandy Thanksgiving Day Survival Guide

"I haven't been to a Thanksgiving in six years."

mtbee commented on Paul Rudd And Andy Samberg Paint A Pretty Insane Picture On SNL

"Ah, this doesn't work in "my location!" Goddamn China..."

mtbee commented on Miriam Makeba, the South African

"She will be missed."

mtbee commented on Maggie & Peter: Full Of Patriotism (And Maybe Apple Pie)

"Oh shit, that's an old elementary school of mine!"

mtbee commented on Regina King: Great Muscles, Great Dane

"@westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago): So underrated!"

mtbee commented on Does This Relationship Make Me Look Fat?

"@SkipToMyLou: 23k is 50lbs, so I'd say you lost closer to 55lbs."

mtbee commented on What's In A Name?

"@Annie Mack: Actually, "Sebs" is a viable nickname for Sebastian."