mowglicub commented on "I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."

"Blinded by bias..."

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"lol..."

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"Do the secrataries give hand jobs here?"

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"What no "Don't taze me bro!" comments?"

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"I'm not like that."

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"ragepotato at 12:43 PM Reply * @Mediahohoho: In Austin, someone thought it was a good idea to put up a giant 9/11 billboard that said, "We can't let them win!"

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"@ShrugsAndKisses: Can't wait to see the conservative restraint on this."

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"Zune today gone tomorrow...."

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"So pour hot wax on his ass because you know he's really a cheating, lying, pig who secretely craves homosexual encounters with strange men."

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"She looks like every other blond bimbo in a cheesy 70's flick.Hey Lydia!"

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"You know I am reading all these man hating posts and can only think that NONE OF YOU have mentioned the millions of men who HAVE NOT RAPED ANYONE!"

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"Never trust a man that only drinks one beer."

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"by nycaviation at 06:29 PM "The landscaper is Brett from America's Most Smartest Model." Wait!"

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"Or is the real conspiracy the fact that there is no conspiracy, but they want you to think there is to distract you from the real conspiracy, that there really is no conspiracy in the first place."

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"DAMM!!"

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"PROCREATE!"

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"I'm no astrophysist, but if 80% of the bandwidth is streaming, and 80% of the net is porn..."

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"Wear an "I'm the guy you gotta blow to get a drink around here!" T-shirt"