""i want to die being ripped limb from limb at Fenwaythat's my dreamcall the make-a-wish foundation"
while we are callin make-a-wish, please tell them my wish is to hang with snoop dogg in his car with the chandeliers in it and go to rosco's for fried chicken and waffles
please and thanks!"
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you know, cause saying to the best man " dont you dare bring that drunk crazy to MY wedding" is rude, unlike shooting her with a dart at the reception, which is super classy."
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