<![CDATA[Comments from that megawatt smile]]> <![CDATA[Comments from that megawatt smile]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on We'll Stick To Jane Fonda]]> Myy chiropractor told me that when he was a young doc he saw so many women who damaged their hip flexors trying to do Jane Fonda's kicks and leg extensions.

Exercise is bad, and should be avoided at all costs!

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Purity Balls: Ruining Young Girls One White Rose At A Time]]> I had a "daddy's girl" friend. When she was in high school, her father took her out on a date, complete with flowers and dinner at a fancy restaurant and holding doors open for her. At the end of the date he told her he hoped she would always date and someday marry a man who treated her the same way he treated her.

Chivalry or creepy?

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Snack Break]]> um, green apple?

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Victoria Beckham: Footless & Fancy Free]]> In the Battle of the Wide-Leg Pants Who Wears It Better, Beyonce: 1 Posh: 0

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Beyonce Takes Manhattan (With All The Trimmings)]]> @tscheese: @tscheese: Are all of their clothes made of synthetic fabric? Like I have a weird tactile thing with fabrics. And every shirt and pant and dress in NY & Co is made of polyester, I'd be afraid to smoke or light a candle in their clothes.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Beyonce Takes Manhattan (With All The Trimmings)]]> You know that thing where you look in the mirror before you head out the door and the accessory that catches your eye you should remove? Beyonce ought to try it.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on <i>Marie Claire</i>'s 'Body Issue' Is All About Making You Feel Bad About Yours]]> Oh ha ha, the Body Issue. Like we need body issues. Especially from a magazine that isn't sure if it really wants to be Lucky, only with articles about human trafficking jammed next to a page on The Hottest Accessories.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Natalie Portman's Short Suit & PomPom Pumps]]> Gosh, she has such pretty hair.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Uma Thurman: Scarecrow In Suede]]> I love me some Uma, but even she can't convince me to like Birks.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on You Wanna Be On Top]]> WHICH ONE IS FATIMA? I don't see her.

I miss Claire. This finale will be anticlimatic, but not as stupidly dull and predictable as Saleisha and her idiotic Randy Constan-as-Peter Pan 'do.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Jessica & Tony Split; Joel Parties With Lindsay While Nicole Babysits]]> Blind item: Is Will Smith gettin jiggy wit it?

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Dr. Joyce Brothers is schooling]]> All the pacifists are in Blue Bonnet.

Also, I'd like to think Dr. Joyce Brothers looks today just like she does in that picture.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Ahoy! Brangelina & Boys Aboard A Boat]]> @pinkyBella: I wonder if the Jolie-Pitt clan always seems to be split up for security purposes? I'm sure their extremely high profile plus Angelina's UN works makes them a bit of a target for not just the paps but for the crazies and zealots and inevitable stalkers out there.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Ahoy! Brangelina & Boys Aboard A Boat]]> Yay for Maddox, he's still rockin' the fauxhawk.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Lindsay Lohan To Share Her Inimitable Leggings Style]]> @gluecake: Hey, at my high school you would've been cool!

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on 'Breaking': Erratic Contraceptive Use Can Lead To Pregnancy]]> @flackette is frustrated: What is your doctor/s rationale for not fitting you for an IUD? That's utterly ridiculous!

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on MagHag]]> Does Anna Wintour have something against necks?

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Oldies But Goodies]]> I can't wait for Agyness Deyn to revive this trend.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on We Couldn't Have Put It Better Ourselves, Agent Provocateur]]> @Diziet_Sma: type, play on "type". I guess subtly is overrated.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Owen Wilson & Kate Hudson To Tie The Knot?]]> Does Jennifer Aniston do anything besides sit poolside? Someone give her a movie or something.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on We Couldn't Have Put It Better Ourselves, Agent Provocateur]]> "Writer-type": A person who thinks they are a writer but does little more than type crap. I work in publishing, and I encounter more than a few of this type of species.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on <i>ANTM</i>: Our Hearts Are As Empty As The Space Where Dominique's Tooth Used To Be]]> I will not miss Dominique and her stupid soccer mom hair, which she had pulled back with a banana clip. Reason alone to be eliminated.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Dax Shepard: Shirtless, Cocksure & Surly]]> No shoes, no shirt, no pussy.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on MagHag]]> Nicole and Joel, meh. Baby Harlow is pretty enough. But their Silver Cross Balmoral Pram? WANT!

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Kelly Osbourne Looks A Little Worse For Wear]]> Scrub off the makeup and she looks worse for wear? I respectfully disagree. And, my mom would love that purse.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on The Devil Wears Ivory Veneers]]> @MissusTufnel: I think the Devil Also Wears this:
[beauty.hsn.com]

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Cat And Mouse]]> ohh, this i will buy. With my economic stimulus bonus. And I'm thirty-odd years old.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Introducing <i>Recession Possessions</i>, Our Guide To Beauty Products That'll Get You Through Your Credit Crisis]]> Baby oil irritates my super-sensitive eyes, so I use Ponds, the mineral oil in cream form is more bearable.

Apple cider vinegar is slightly less stinky on sunburns than regular clear vinegar. My mom would also slather Noxema on our sunburned skin.

Get thee an aloe vera plant. I snip off a stem and use it on sunburns, oven-mishap burns, ANY skin irritation, my son's diaper rash. Plus it doesn't need watered often, which is good because I'm a serial houseplant killer.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Steve Almond's Daughter Exposes Him To The Humanity Behind Hollywood Harlots]]> He wrote a book about candy bars. Enough said.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Easy Curves: The Long, Hard Object Made For Bouncing Breasts]]> Also, good old fashioned push-ups will do the same trick.

And "boob stick" is my new favorite insult.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Easy Curves: The Long, Hard Object Made For Bouncing Breasts]]> @CorporateTool: Are You THere God? It's Me, Margaret. My first Judy Blume book, and my introduction to breast enhancement and sanitary napkin belts.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Fur Munchers]]> Or, you know, you could not wear an heirloom fur coat to that kind of party.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Easy Curves: The Long, Hard Object Made For Bouncing Breasts]]> I'm old school when it comes to mah boobies, it's "I must, I must, I must increase my bust!"

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Anna Wintour: Empress Of The Ugly At Costume Institute Gala]]> Mary-Kate: "Would'cha look at me! I kicked Frank and Peter and Joey and Bobby out of bed with these gams! Angie Dickinson's got nothing on me, I tell ya!"

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Loose Lips]]> But she feeeels like she just got home.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Pete & Ashlee: Sunglasses & Black Jeans R Us]]> @trikitixa: Oh hell yes, you had to drop in a Gleaming the Cube reference and make me laugh like a spazz.

Even the dude in the background is all "look at those hipster tards, glad I don't look like THAT!"

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on God Bless Ridiculous Fashion Folk, Every One Of Them]]> God Bless Vivienne Westwood, for making me feel less like a one-trick pony and more like I've got status for wearing the same outfits to work week after week.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on When Michael Buday married]]> I loathe the term "maiden" name.

You know what else is a pain in the ass? Shedding your married name post-divorce. It's not the trip to the courthouse and the $25 fee to get my rightful name back, nor the excruciatingly long wait at the Social Security office to get my new SS card, but the fact that whenever I needed to change a name on an account (credit card, wireless carrier, etc). I had to provide the all-important "Resumption of Former Name" document. The burden is on me to prove that I am who I say, and not still the property of my ass-wipe ex-husband.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Suri Cruise Has Her Hands Full]]> I am shocked and a little pleased that's she's not wearing dainty patent leather shoes that cost half my rent.

]]> <![CDATA[that megawatt smile commented on Coming Soon: 2008, The Summer Of The Dick Flick]]> After Knocked Up, Juno, and Baby Mama, I say please, no more pregnant-chick flicks.

I hope this is the Summer of Robert Downey Jr. I will see Iron Man, and even though I borderline loathe Ben Stiller and Jack Black, I'll see Tropic Thunder (do yourself a favor and watch the trailer.)

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