that megawatt smile commented on We'll Stick To Jane Fonda

"Myy chiropractor told me that when he was a young doc he saw so many women who damaged their hip flexors trying to do Jane Fonda's kicks and leg extensions. Exercise is bad, and should be avoided at all costs!"

that megawatt smile commented on Purity Balls: Ruining Young Girls One White Rose At A Time

"I had a "daddy's girl" friend."

that megawatt smile commented on Snack Break

"um, green apple?"

that megawatt smile commented on Victoria Beckham: Footless & Fancy Free

"In the Battle of the Wide-Leg Pants Who Wears It Better, Beyonce: 1 Posh: 0"

that megawatt smile commented on Beyonce Takes Manhattan (With All The Trimmings)

"@tscheese: @tscheese: Are all of their clothes made of synthetic fabric?"

that megawatt smile commented on Beyonce Takes Manhattan (With All The Trimmings)

"You know that thing where you look in the mirror before you head out the door and the accessory that catches your eye you should remove?"

that megawatt smile commented on Marie Claire's 'Body Issue' Is All About Making You Feel Bad About Yours

"Oh ha ha, the Body Issue."

that megawatt smile commented on Natalie Portman's Short Suit & PomPom Pumps

"Gosh, she has such pretty hair."

that megawatt smile commented on Uma Thurman: Scarecrow In Suede

"I love me some Uma, but even she can't convince me to like Birks."

that megawatt smile commented on You Wanna Be On Top

"WHICH ONE IS FATIMA?"