missfifi42 commented on "Got Any Deep Throating Tips?"

"Sasha is so mopey."

missfifi42 commented on Underwear-Clad Brazilian Boys Dance The Funk Da Cueca

"Still #1!!!!!!"

missfifi42 commented on Kareful Karl

"I was walking around town last night, and they were alllll up in my neighborhood!"

missfifi42 commented on New E-Mail Alerts Assure That You'll Never Miss A Major Post!

"Um, honestly, that picture of Clive Owen makes me not want to sign up."

missfifi42 commented on Yves Saint Laurent, 1936-2008

"Maybe the NYT was going for obituary equality."

missfifi42 commented on Sex And The City, The Movie: The Insanity Begins In Earnest

"It seriously took me a whole minute to figure out that your barquette was full of pretzels and not turds. It makes me think that there's some giant pretzel monster and it poops out little pretzel bites like that."

missfifi42 commented on The Sexist Business Of Sex Writing

"@ineffable.me: Tasting mashed potatoes doesn't make you like mashed potatoes; you had to be predisposed to liking mashed potatoes to like them when you tasted them."

missfifi42 commented on When Michael Buday married

"My boyfriend's parents' neighbor took his wife's last name."

missfifi42 commented on Making Out In Public: Do You Care That It's Gross?

"My boyfriend, who is American, loves everything French, which translates into a lot of embarrassing public making out/neck nuzzling for me."

missfifi42 commented on Before Sunrise

"@pferde_schwanz: i cannot BELIEVE that they let her go home alone, if she was that drunk!"

missfifi42 commented on Welcome To The New Jezebel!

"noooooooooooooot funny."

missfifi42 commented on Oldies But (Not So) Goodies

"@dosido: From an American currently living in France, please don't generalize negatively about an entire country, because I hate it when people to that to America. And for the record, most French people think Sarkozy is an ass (for oh so many reasons), even if he wasn't "dicking around with models", but rather marrying one ex-model."

missfifi42 commented on French Femmes Fond Of Le Fucking

"It is impossible for men and women to have different average numbers of sexual partners."

missfifi42 commented on Did Allure Plagiarize Creative "10-Minute Hair" Angle From Glamour?

"Well, "ne plus ultra" is Latin for the top, the pinnacle, the very best, etc."

missfifi42 commented on Flushing Your Tampon Should Be An Inalienable Right, Period.

"@edgyspice: The DivaCup also saves you from the alternate solution of trying to hide your tampon (or pad) in the garbage, in hopes that no one will ever find any evidence of your monthly shamefest. I heart my DivaCup soooo much..."