"It seriously took me a whole minute to figure out that your barquette was full of pretzels and not turds.
It makes me think that there's some giant pretzel monster and it poops out little pretzel bites like that."
"@ineffable.me:
Tasting mashed potatoes doesn't make you like mashed potatoes; you had to be predisposed to liking mashed potatoes to like them when you tasted them."
"@dosido: From an American currently living in France, please don't generalize negatively about an entire country, because I hate it when people to that to America.
And for the record, most French people think Sarkozy is an ass (for oh so many reasons), even if he wasn't "dicking around with models", but rather marrying one ex-model."
"@edgyspice: The DivaCup also saves you from the alternate solution of trying to hide your tampon (or pad) in the garbage, in hopes that no one will ever find any evidence of your monthly shamefest.
I heart my DivaCup soooo much..."
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