miss_msry commented on The Junior Yuppie

"@EasyEVG: I wore the DVF wrap in 1976 for my internship -- in Greenwood, MS."

miss_msry commented on The Junior Yuppie

"@EasyEVG: Are you Charlie Sheen part deux?"

miss_msry commented on Joel Stein: American Original

"Are you sure that isn't Joel Olsteen?"

miss_msry commented on Plaster Camel Casino To Be Next Celeb Hot Spot

""such names as Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan" Party Magic?"

miss_msry commented on The Junior Yuppie

"Young Y upres, learn this lesson."

miss_msry commented on Who Knew? The Top 10 Unlikely Vocal Performances From Non-Singing Actors

"Elizabeth Taylor in "A Little Night Music.""

miss_msry commented on Gary Busey Would Like To Bounce A Few Ideas Off You

"The reruns of "The Uncanny Film Festival and Camp Meeting" with Gaylord Sartain and Gary Busey was the only thing that kept me sane in 1977 while I lived in Muskogee paying my journalistic dues."

miss_msry commented on From The Cocksuckers At American Apparel

"Julia, is that you?"

miss_msry commented on Print's Black Wednesday

""touch economic times." Perhaps if the reporters did more touching, they'd still have jobs. And I can't remember the last time my handwriting came into play."

miss_msry commented on How to Make Fun of Barack Obama

"@miss_msry: That's no halo, that's an aura."

miss_msry commented on How to Make Fun of Barack Obama

"That's no halo, that's an aura."

miss_msry commented on Boy Band Hustler Needs To Make License Plates Faster

"Sure it wasn't the Backdoor Boys?"

miss_msry commented on Vanity Fair Editor Arrested for Infiltrating Elite Private Club

"Shit, I just knocked off one of my French tips beating on that drum."

miss_msry commented on Queen Elizabeth Looks Fantastic in Her Swimsuit

"If I had looked that good at 20, I'd be Queen today."

miss_msry commented on Andy Dick Arrested for Drugs, Groping 17-Year-Old

"Andy, you dick!"

miss_msry commented on Why Is Houston So Much More Attractive Than NYC?

"@Sarcastro: Houston: You are a problem. Sarcastro, I live in Montrose."

miss_msry commented on Dear Abby Deals with Literary Jealousy

"Why would a "real" writer go to Dear Abby for advice, when it's clear this should have been addressed to Gawker commenters?"

miss_msry commented on "Children have become fashion accessories"

"And if you don't use them as fashion accessories, what good are they?"