midwesternmom commented on "Take A Picture, It'll Last Longer"

"She's like Camilla on top and LiLo on the bottom."

midwesternmom commented on Oprah: When Love Addiction Morphs Into Sex Addiction

"@LaComtesse: They are not supposed to dress provocatively, and CarrieAnn's buttcrack is just another manifestation of her passive-aggressive behavior in the rehab."

midwesternmom commented on Charity Cases: "Burka Barbie" Angers Everybody

""all Barbies are going to end up in the same place - naked and spread-eagle on the floor."So you'd better get the stones ready to throw."

midwesternmom commented on Katherine's Daughter Is Very Cheeky

"@JinxyMcDeath: Yes, she has a heart condition so they were able to expedite the process to bring her home."

midwesternmom commented on New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake

"I'm pretty sure Miley Cyrus walks around dressed like a high-priced hooker most of the time, so the outfit was probably just coincidence. (Yeah, I'm snarking on a kid, but she poledanced in public and her parents approved.)"

midwesternmom commented on Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down

"@MzSeJ: Instructed?"

midwesternmom commented on Study Claims That Women Yell At Men Over Housework In Order To "Feel More Feminine"

"@PaintedTrollop: I once ended a relationship because we were coming back from a so-so vacation and the plane showed 6 straight hours of Raymond."