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      • metropolitan commented on M.I.A. Will Overthrow the System by Marrying Into It

        "i think i can see her cooch, but what's with those freaky knees?"
        http://gawker.com/5092879/#c9009990 3:04 PM on Nov 19


      • metropolitan commented on Pizza Ordering No Longer Strenuous

        "wow, this is actually quite interesting."
        http://gawker.com/5092106/#c8989014 4:15 PM on Nov 18


      • metropolitan commented on Republican Politician Bravely Stands Up For Internet Crazies

        "according to the new york times this is just another fad for the kids: [www.nytimes.com]"
        http://gawker.com/5085620/#c8895794 1:26 PM on Nov 13


      • metropolitan commented on Republican Politician Bravely Stands Up For Internet Crazies

        "@GuyBitchy: damn, i'm afraid your tinfoil hat is a on a bit too tight."
        http://gawker.com/5085620/#c8893924 12:29 PM on Nov 13


      • metropolitan commented on Republican Politician Bravely Stands Up For Internet Crazies

        "i'd back him up, but there's nothing there about people like me who are not being tortured by mind control but actually enjoying it quite a bit. thanks to the CIA i no longer have to put an alarm on in the morning, i just wait for the morning shift to check in to my brain."
        http://gawker.com/5085620/#c8893091 12:00 PM on Nov 13


      • metropolitan commented on Obama Meets The Jeffersons In Redneck Newspaper Column

        "just to make you guys squirm even more: The writer of the piece, Stephen Lewis, is the principal of Rock Springs Elementary School in La Vergne, Tennessee."
        http://gawker.com/5081902/#c8835931 4:34 PM on Nov 10


      • metropolitan commented on Maureen Dowd Seizes Opportunity to Talk to Black People For the First Time

        "wow, the world has changed!"
        http://gawker.com/5081100/#c8818975 4:06 PM on Nov 9


      • metropolitan commented on Sexy Palin Ethics Investigation Update

        "we'll finally learn how she got her old nickname of "backdoor palin""
        http://gawker.com/5046129/#c7619638 4:58 PM on Sep 5


      • metropolitan commented on McCain Taps Lady

        "uhm, she is in the middle of an ethics probe due to abuse of power, and just a week or two ago she said she approved of barack obama's energy program."
        http://gawker.com/5043459/#c7500238 11:11 AM on Aug 29


      • metropolitan commented on 5 Reasons Why We Are So Fascinated By the Montauk Monster

        "you gys act like you're never seen a chupacabra before."
        http://gawker.com/5032024/#c7013004 6:13 PM on Aug 1


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      Tony the Tiger IS BACK on Apr 17, 2008

      I missed you so bad when I was gone. I guess distance really does make the heart grow fonder you naughty duck.


      Eac_o_System on Mar 18, 2008

      The information is here: [www.ibdguy.com]
      What I do:
      is all it took for me to get that cute mouse on Wonkette.
      *url: www.etcetcetc.com/example/ok?/:-)
      Oh, and one more thing: Try not to post HUGE pictures OR copyrighted material without permission OR pictures that are so busy that they slow a page's loading. Thank you for asking!


      The Beast of Foggy Bottom on Mar 9, 2008

      I may be guilty of jerking people around for a reaction but I never expected people to start swearing and making violent threats against me and wishing me dead. These people must be very sick inside to get violent over such harmless fun. This is very unhealthy for me so I am not continuing on this site. I hope you don't reduce yourself to their level...especially Baxterpug.


      The Beast of Foggy Bottom on Mar 7, 2008

      I could also demonstate how to post pictures on wonkette (in response to your questions below). Meet me at my place in Georgetown after work on Tuesday...I'll have a apple martini and a bottle of K Y waiting for you.


      The Beast of Foggy Bottom on Mar 7, 2008

      One final thought: for someone who joined this site over two years ago you have an embarrasingly small number of followers. I HAVE A SUGGESTION: if you stop using unintelligible monosyllabic one-liners you might have some more friends and followers--or you might even make it past mopping floors at the local Piggly Wiggly. (I remember I offered to act as a reference for that job at Wal-Mart you applied for but noone eever called me.)


      The Beast of Foggy Bottom on Mar 7, 2008

      Why do I make you so angry pussycat? Is this blog the only opportunity you have to speak directly to a sexy beast such as myself? Your one opportunity to vent a lifetime of frustration emanating from your ordinariness? No worries. I welcome your mindless attacks with open arms.


      The Beast of Foggy Bottom on Mar 5, 2008

      Show your face man! It can't be that scary!


      metropolitan on Feb 21, 2008

      how the fuck do i post pictures on wonkette comments?



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