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Tony the Tiger IS BACK on Apr 17, 2008
I missed you so bad when I was gone. I guess distance really does make the heart grow fonder you naughty duck.
Eac_o_System on Mar 18, 2008
The information is here: [www.ibdguy.com]
What I do: is all it took for me to get that cute mouse on Wonkette.
*url: www.etcetcetc.com/example/ok?/:-)
Oh, and one more thing: Try not to post HUGE pictures OR copyrighted material without permission OR pictures that are so busy that they slow a page's loading. Thank you for asking!
The Beast of Foggy Bottom on Mar 9, 2008
I may be guilty of jerking people around for a reaction but I never expected people to start swearing and making violent threats against me and wishing me dead. These people must be very sick inside to get violent over such harmless fun. This is very unhealthy for me so I am not continuing on this site. I hope you don't reduce yourself to their level...especially Baxterpug.
The Beast of Foggy Bottom on Mar 7, 2008
I could also demonstate how to post pictures on wonkette (in response to your questions below). Meet me at my place in Georgetown after work on Tuesday...I'll have a apple martini and a bottle of K Y waiting for you.
The Beast of Foggy Bottom on Mar 7, 2008
One final thought: for someone who joined this site over two years ago you have an embarrasingly small number of followers. I HAVE A SUGGESTION: if you stop using unintelligible monosyllabic one-liners you might have some more friends and followers--or you might even make it past mopping floors at the local Piggly Wiggly. (I remember I offered to act as a reference for that job at Wal-Mart you applied for but noone eever called me.)
The Beast of Foggy Bottom on Mar 7, 2008
Why do I make you so angry pussycat? Is this blog the only opportunity you have to speak directly to a sexy beast such as myself? Your one opportunity to vent a lifetime of frustration emanating from your ordinariness? No worries. I welcome your mindless attacks with open arms.
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