"@bringmemyTofurkey: If you do purchase a rug from Overstock.com, be prepared for it to shed so much that you have to vacuum at least twice a week for the foreseeable future.
@Lucky in Love: bytememehard has fewer followers than you garner in a week, not less."
"You guys, obviously Audrina made that rumor up to get attention and make sure that she didn't get phased out of the plot once she moved out of Lauren's house.
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"I faintly remember a long ago blind item about a reality show couple who had a contract with one of the celebrity tabloids, promising exclusive access for a staged wedding at some unspecified point in the future.
By my calculations, this wedding is wonderful news, indicating that we will soon be free of the tyranny of Speidi."
"I consider my mom one of my best friends at this point in my life, but I know we would be even better friends if I could get her to smoke weed and do mushrooms with me."
"@the_woog: I remember loving Cedric Diggory the first time he appeared in a Harry Potter movie, but for some reason this guy does nothing for me in the Twilight previews."
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