metalouise commented on What Name Could You Never F*ck?

"I laughed a lot, because isn't Ralph what they call the guy's cock in Forever, the Judy Blume book?"

metalouise commented on When God Closes A Door, Halle Berry Will Leave One Open

"Come on lady."

metalouise commented on Tom Ford Is Kind Of A Hack, Says Bitchy YSL Successor

""Oh, no - women don't like this fabric; we can't use it." Uh, I thought the point of the fashion industry was to sell clothes. How is catering to your customers' desires a bad thing?"

metalouise commented on Leo DiCaprio Gets Tongue-Tied

"Bless him, my hair is also that crap."

metalouise commented on Sarah Palin, The Life-iest Pro-Life Candidate Who Ever Scared The Crap Out Of Me

"Whatever her ideology, she sure is brave."

metalouise commented on Asexual People Are Happy Without Being "Satisfied"

"@aubonpam: er, I don't like sex very much."

metalouise commented on Geri Halliwell & Daughter, Point The Way To Doggie Days

"(At Bluebell, not the dog.)"

metalouise commented on Geri Halliwell & Daughter, Point The Way To Doggie Days

"Nom, nom, nom."

metalouise commented on Polish Baby Factory Is Open For Business • Date Rape Drugs May Be Banned In UK

"@babzie: I've got to the point now where I won't read any book with a pink cover. But then, I'm usually hanging out in the sci-fi section anyway ;)"

metalouise commented on 5 Ways To Prevent Your Son From Turning Into A Date Rapey Alcoholic Douchebag

"@lynxwings: Agree - after all, there's nothing you can do to stop anyone from imagining all kinds of kinky stuff."