ali is a cranky whiner commented on Miss American Dream: Britney Spears Goes "On The Record"

"@HalfBloodPrince: I honestly don't believe that Britney could escape the paparazzi, even if she were to move somewhere extremely remote."

ali is a cranky whiner commented on Lily Allen Is Ready For Take-Off

"@jennyplain: There are some new tracks up on her MySpace page."

ali is a cranky whiner commented on John McCain Spews Rhetorical Chunks Into The Lap Of America

"Picture + headline = awesome."

ali is a cranky whiner commented on Jennifer Garner, Rachel Zoe's First Celebrity Client, Talks Fashion

"I've never been one to hate on Rachel Zoe, but I also didn't want to get in the business of defending her, so I just remained quiet during the Rachel Zoe hateration festivals that were happening a couple of years ago."

ali is a cranky whiner commented on The PedEgg: Saving Your Soles And Your Cents

"PedEgg hint: use it right after the shower."

ali is a cranky whiner commented on Katie Holmes: Still Trying To Make Fetch Rolled Jeans Happen

"@hellodarling!: Is Larry Craig into male ballerinas?"

ali is a cranky whiner commented on Justin Gimelstob, a US tennis

"Gotta jump in here and defend Kournikova as a player."

ali is a cranky whiner commented on Jennifer Hudson Checks Out At Check-In

"@ceejeemcbeegee: Sporting bitchface in the airport is an inalienable right."

ali is a cranky whiner commented on Can You Believe Amy Winehouse Is A Multimillionaire?

"Ashton is gonna be sooooo pissed when he finds out that Mariah solved the paparazzi problem with a pair of sunglasses and some hustle. Re: 90210, I first read that as "Hilary Swank" and not "Hilary Duff"."

ali is a cranky whiner commented on This Week In Tabloids: Tom & Katie's Issues, Angelina's Doctor Drama, Shiloh's Cute Face

"@brendastarlet: I've never been to a Pink Taco (restaurant) either, although they might have delicious queso in a chip-lined bowl! Seriously, I'm just kind of disturbed by the idea of taking a little kid to eat in a Pink Taco."