Yes, I wear heels almost every day, as I have for years. The weirdest thing is that the shrinking happened over the last year, and not before. So strange.

I pseudo-quoted Megan, substituting references to her earlier slut shaming of Wellesley women. I said:
"Isn't it just great that [Megan] could expound in insane detail about the problems with [all 4 Wellesley Republicans' support for Palin], the intricacies of each [student's] plans and what she would do instead or in addition to those plans for an hour and [the fuck truck]'s the [conclusion] of the story?

I'm a proud member of the Wellesley sisterhood and I'm still pissed.

PhillyLass, class of '98"

Hortense clearly did not appreciate my attempt at exposing Megan's hypocrisy.

Aw, thanks! I'm pressing Control TY for "Thank You" and also for "TyTy"

who's bill?

Thanks! (The count is up to 38 thanks to others who've also taken pity on my pitiful self. I'm not sure why I'm so proud of that.)

I'm waiting for the James Hetfield crotch shot, though we now know that if he's wearing pants they're likely to be Armani.

I'm just irritated I couldn't work "incisor" or "bicuspid" in there; too many syllables. I mean, really...isn't "bicuspid" funnier than "molar"?

I'm sorry I accidentally friended you! :(
I didn't have any friends on here, I guess I've accidentally popped my friend cherry with you! I just wanted to respond to your comment!!! Oh I feel so confused :(

I feckin love Stephen Colbert so I'd excuse the spanking/roleplay.

Dude, you wouldn't want him to spank you? I'd be so into it, haha. Also, lol, I meant Colin Firth, not Colin Farrell, silly. Colin Firth = Mr. Darcy. I watched the vid, though, and despite feeling a little weird watching someone else's leaked porn (unless it was really meant to be XTube-y), he ain't half-bad at all. Re: David Tennant; I heard a while back through the grapevine that he and his exgirlfriend used to roleplay Doctor/Companion. I think we can agree that's kink we'd both be into. ;D

Danke, darlin! A friend and I were just discussing David Tennant the other day--what his possible kinks are, etc. We both agreed he's an exhibitionist. I have a feeling Colin Firth enjoys angry sex; Stephen Colbert is a total spanker, and methinks he dabbles in roleplay. Your thoughts?

I need to get Cockdar readings on some other people. For the, uh, government office for which I work. (We love unverified penis statistics.) What are your stats on

-Colin Firth
-Stephen Colbert
-Paul Dinello
-Clive Owen
-Charlie Cox

Rough estimates will suffice. Also, what's your accuracy rating to date?