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#seeya
The Dark Overlord Gave, And He Hath Taken Away
Well folks, in case you haven't heard, today is my last day working at Jezebel. More » -
#clips
Women Living With Fake Baby Dolls Treat Them Like Real Children
Remember Reborn baby dolls? Well they're back on the morning show circuit and are still as popular as ever with the women who "collect" them. More » -
#amodestproposal
The Live TV Marriage Proposal: Sweet Or Scary?
If you haven't noticed, it's a painfully slow news day, which is probably why Today decided to give a man some camera time so he could pop the question to his galpal. More » -
#beautyindustrialcomplex
Recession Beauty
So much for luxury beauty products: a Superdrug poll of 2,000 British women found that the number one beauty product that women cannot live without is Vaseline. [Telegraph] More » -
#fastfriends
The Odd Couple
At an English animal refuge, a basset hound and tawny owl have apparently struck up a friendship after their caregiver realized that both of them love to "watch television" together. [Telegraph] More » -
#h8crime
Alleged Gang Rapists Arrested
Four men were arrested this week on suspicion of gang-raping a gay woman in the San Francisco area last month. The group consisted of two men and two male teens, including Josue Gonzalez, pictured. [AP] More » -
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#theyearthatwas
Top 10 Of 2008: Carrie Bradshaw, Cute Animals, & Creeps
It's that time: The Jezebel Top 10 of 2008 list. Inside: Celebs, Photoshop, Obama, Real Housewives, dating, Sex and the City, fashion, breastfeeding, and animals. Sounds good to us! The full list, after the jump. More » -
#beforerealitytv
Gay Nor Good But Great
Funny lady Julie Klausner has directed our attention to Mitzi Gaynor, a woman of average talents and fab outfits which naturally translates to variety show super-stardom. This was the trash TV of the '70s! More » -
#newsyoucanuse
Downward Doggy-Style
New research has found that sexually unsatisfied women who practice mindfulness and yoga report improvements in their sex lives. Yoga has also been found to treat premature ejaculation in men. [MSNBC] More » -
#hellsbelles
Ball-Grabbers & "Pickpocket Terrorists:" Tough Old Broads Of 2008
Recent news: An 88-year-old woman in Portland, Oregon scared off a naked male intruder on Tuesday by giving his privates the squeeze. Let's take a look back at the other tough-as-balls older women of 2008. More » -
#cuties
It Doesn't Matter If You're Black Or White
An English couple have defied odds by having a second pair of "black-and-white" twins. Their first pair (seen here) were born seven years ago. [Telegraph] More » -
#dirtbag
Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
- A stupid psychic has made some predictions for 2009: Michelle Williams will wed Neil Patrick Harris, Jen and Angelina will co-star in a movie and Tina Fey will fight Sarah Silverman. [Page Six]
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#leftovers
People Think Female Armpit Hair Is Gross • Black Women Are Shrinking
• One English woman grew out her underarm hair to see how people would react. Let's just say they made her feel like the pits (sorry). • More » -
#minorproblems
Teen Sex: Conservative Values Aren't Always Constructive
Bernadine Healy, M.D. of US News' Heart-to-Heart blog sounds off on what the media has "missed" in regards to the study that showed that virginity pledges are ineffective. However, Dr. Healy misses some points herself. More » -
#vanitysizing
Tit-For-Tat: Confessions Of A Re-Sized Bra Shopper
It really feels like 2008 was the year of "You're Wearing The Wrong Bra Size." But is it all just a bunch of B.S. or do we too easily accept bra sizes as set in stone?
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#breastday
A Girl's Best Accessory
Polymastia or "accessory breasts" is a condition where extra boobs pop up on the human body and it isn't as rare as you think: 6 percent of the population has it! [MSNBC] More » -
#breastintentions
'Indecent' Breastfeeding Photos Still Won't Fly On Facebook
Remember when Facebook took down photos of mothers breastfeeding because it deemed the pics indecent for featuring "exposed breasts?" Well the social networking company will still not be moved. More » -
#6girls1blog
Jezebel: Rated "M" For
The Culture Secretary of England is considering giving websites cinema-style ratings to restrict access to unacceptable material. If website ratings go into effect, what kind of rating will we get? More »MatureImmature Since 2007 -
#leftovers
Hamster-Powered Shredder Works At Snail's Pace • "Miss Football" Wants To Switch Teams
• Cute: a hamster-powered paper shredder that takes, uh, 45 minutes for a single hamster to shred one standard sheet of paper. • More » -
#nightmares
Fritzl Daughter Released
Elisabeth Fritzl, the woman who was imprisoned and raped by her father for 24 years, was released from a psychiatric hospital in Austria today. Her father's trial will take place in March. [Guardian] More » -
#makeup
Beauty For Smurfettes
Are you blue? Then you will love Too Faced's new Smurfette Collection, a special line of makeup that is inspired by the famous female Smurf and apparently can be worn on "any skintone." [PR Newswire] More » -
#dbags
German For "Creepy"
Check out these, uh, "erotic" shopping bags from German condom manufacturer, Condomi, which have a special slit to make shoppers look like they're cupping the privates of a nearly nude man or woman. [RGS] More » -
#thevirginsuicides
No Sh-t: New Study Finds 'Virginity Pledges' Ineffective, Promoting Unsafe Sex
Bad (yet not surprising) news for parents whose idea of sex education is making their kids pinky-swear to not have premarital sex: it doesn't work. And not only does it not work, it's not safe. More » -
#lezebels
Hot Girl-On-Girl Action: Top 8 Lezebels Of 2008
Straight, Gay or Lindsay Lohan—we can all enjoy a good Lezebel. What is a Lezebel? She's a girl who likes girls who is liked by us girls at Jezebel, get it? Good, to the list! More » -
#biglove
262 Children Neglected, 12 Girls Sexually Abused At Polygamist FLDS Ranch
Well 2008 is finally ending and what better (read: horrible) way to wind down the year than with an update about our friends from the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints? More » -
#leftovers
China Sends Goodwill Pandas To Taiwan • "Meat Curtains" And Other Weird Ladyparts Slang
• A pair of goodwill pandas arrived in Taiwan from China on Tuesday, a sign of improving relations between the two countries.• More » -
#suicide
Model Falls To Death
Sahar Daftary, a London model who had been crowned "the Face of Asia," fell to her death from an apartment building on Saturday after discovering her boyfriend was married. [Independent] More »
