...I'll be in my bunk.
What in the everloving &@#$ is wrong with ABC?!
I honestly have no idea where I learned about sex. My mom never talked to me about any of it (strict Catholic upbringing, here, where sex does not exist unless you're married) and the only sex ed I remember getting in school was teaching us about periods in fifth grade. I suppose it was from movies and TV shows, so I definitely would have been better off with something like this.
THERE'S ONE WASHING A DUCK IN THE BATHTUB. All other arguments are invalid.
That was the part that got me too. *sniff*
When my sister and I first met my stepmom (when we were 10 and 12), she laid out the expectations right away. She said, "I'm not going to try and be your mom, I have three kids of my own and they are enough for me, but if we respect each other we'll get along just fine." Now, 17 years later, we have a great relationship and have never had any drama, I think because she made sure we understood her role and that she didn't want to replace anyone in our lives, just be an addition to it.
The one with both of them in suits. RAWR.
Zahara has THE best bitchface of all bitchfaces.
That's what I always think when the Project Runway designers have to work with quote-unquote "real people" and complain the whole time. If you can't make a "real person" look as good as a model, then you're not a very good designer.
When she did the hand thing describing how he put his penis on her face? I about peed myself. That was one of the best scenes ever.
Even Grandma Lohan is getting in on the fun.
...but will it give me muscles like hers? If that's the case, anyone have a baby I can borrow for a few hours?
But can we talk about the lady (DJ? Reveler?) behind Coco? Is that a bare midriff I see?
Know why Taylor Swift doesn't sell? Because she's fucking boring as fuck.

Sorry, I just reread Dodai's "fuck you 2010" article and am feeling especially profane.
Wait, so Jenelle was the one who gave her mom her baby to take care of even though her mom didn't want him either, and now they're fighting for custody of him? I really hoped after that show that the mom had given him up for adoption to a caring family that actually wanted him. It's sad to see that he's still in that terrible situation even if they both all of a sudden "want" him.
Why are Zooey's pupils so tiny? •__•

I legitimately thought Jayma Mays was Goldie Hawn. Fire thy hairstylist immediately, Jayma! Or just hire one, whatever the case may be.
He's just mad that his last name's Doody.
Have you ever been to Alaska or met anyone from there? EVERYONE does drugs. That's all there is to do. Hell, I'm surprised it was just weed.
And yet, in the middle of Indiana, not ONE candidate identified him or herself as pro-choice. This article gives me some hope, but the reality is we have a really long way to go.
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