Uh oh, Grandpa is gonna be in control of the nukes!
OMG, ladies, I loved batshit insane Irene!!
Shit like this makes my blood boil.
@mepo: Hahaha. My friend and I were talking about the etiquette about this. Am I supposed to be like, "That was great and all, but I need to go sit on the toilet and wait for your sperm to fall out of my vag."
Thanks SlutMachine for the advice!
@J.D.Regent: "beatdowns: the humane choice." I want this on a t-shirt.
Paris Hilton skin is amazing. If ten plus years of partying hasn't turned her into leather face, what will?
@kataroo_kangaroo: Yeah, whatever happened to the pizza place?
God, I am that type and that quote sums up my entire life philosophy.
It's the "OMG, why did I wear the heels that kill my legs" move.
@rhody: Word. Homeboy needs a nap.
@zivah: I'm wearing pearls right now and I'm no Republican!
I freaked out when my electric bill was $50 last month. I'm so freaking lucky.
Anything and everything can kill you. That is all.
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@TheFormerJuneBronson: I care! I'm currently an AmeriCorps VISTA member.
@QueenCanada:That's why I stopped reading!
@reba: God (or Allah or Yahweh, etc) bless you.
I just want to hug everyone who has shared their story on this thread. Ya'll are amazing women.
Yay! A story with a happy ending.
@unfortumissy: Amen.
Buuuuuuuuuuuuullshit
Spring Break '08 in Riyadh, ladies!
