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"Proving once again flight makes woman ugly."

quitpretendingthanks commented on Alicia Silverstone: Off The Airbus & Cute As A Button

"@crushdmb: Oh, for some reason, I think that is the most hideous false grin ever."

quitpretendingthanks commented on The Cat Ate My Gymsuit: A Pocket Full Of Orange Pits

"I loved this, and think Joel is just dying to bone Marcy."

quitpretendingthanks commented on Teenage Mother: "Nine Months Of Trouble", Forty Years Before Juno

"I really hope something comes out about this at the Oscars."

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"...much flailing about and consoling of the battered hussif."

quitpretendingthanks commented on "Prude" Mom & "Slut" Mom Trade Places On Wife Swap

"This show just gets better and better."

quitpretendingthanks commented on Cameron Diaz Flips The (Baby) Bird?

"Her assistant or whoever looks like an assistant...or...whatever is so not even comparable to celebrity."

quitpretendingthanks commented on Alicia Silverstone: Off The Airbus & Cute As A Button

"Is anyone else getting "hasbeen" from that face and those terrible trainers?"

quitpretendingthanks commented on Should Depressed Little Rich Girl Just Give It Up And Go On Prozac Already?

"People who aren't forced into caring by nurture, will be depressed because everyone knows how to care, and they just don't."

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"I'm pretty sure she asked the doctor to make sure she wasn't parasailing at 17."