londonhilton commented on 10 Pop Songs About Female Masturbation

"Also let's not forget Pink's putdown to a male suitor, U + Ur Hand, which is what she recommends he entertain himself with instead of her."

londonhilton commented on Why Bristol Palin's Pregnancy Should Be Fair Game To Pundits (If Not Democrats)

"@luckiegirl: Damn straight. You're right, Political Party Girl, Bristol getting pregnant is not necessarily a reflection on Sarah Palin's mothering skills."

londonhilton commented on Stevie Wonder Funks Up 'Sesame Street', Kids Freak

"@J_DOT: OMG, i am literally crying at my desk in a mix of happiness/sentimentality/memories of how young and untainted i was when i last watched that - that clip is literally part of the fabric of my soul."

londonhilton commented on Will Roberto Cavalli Manage To Make Wine Tacky Too?

"Ah yes, that pesky $100million, that's what caused the marital breakdown."

londonhilton commented on British Women Prefer Buying To Boning

"@charlotte corday: 1."

londonhilton commented on British Women Prefer Buying To Boning

"I speak to you as your London correspondent."

londonhilton commented on Kate Moss And New Boyfriend Look Exactly Like Kate Moss And Old Boyfriend

" It's amazing - she's found the exact combination of Pete Doherty and Jefferson Hack."

londonhilton commented on Sykes Sisters' Brother Too Pussy To Watch His Wife's Reenact 'Knocked Up'

" If I was that dude's wife, I wouldn't want him in the room when I conceived."

londonhilton commented on Ralph Lauren Is Really F'ing Rich, And Not Particularly Embarrassed About It!

" Yeah but the Old Testament God is a vengeful God and he got one over Ralph 'Lauren.' As y'all know, Ralph's original surname was "Lifschitz" but Ralph decided to change it to Lauren."

londonhilton commented on Andy Samberg: Shaggy 'And' Shaggable

" If the boys at my Hebrew school had looked like this I'd have gone Orthodox."