Adrienne's showing last night was really disappointing, as she has consistently been my favorite this season. She always seems so rational, clear-headed, and able to cut through the bullshit, so her behavior at the reunion made zero sense to me. Saying that RHOBH saved Taylor's life? Weren't Adrienne and Paul pretty suspicious of Taylor/Russell's conning? Attacking Lisa with petty bullshit? Not your style, Adrienne.
Can't stand Kyle. She has total Little Dog Complex- talks a big game and zero bite. Can't wait for Brandi to confront her on her middle school bitchery.
Camille, as always, is perfect and completely untouchable.
Not so sure about the Michael Polish/Kate Bosworth/Victoria Justice guess for #1.. Bosworth is there promoting Big Sur, which Polish directed, so if he missed Bosworth's event wouldn't he have missed his own?
Thanks for a reminder of why I rarely read articles on Jez anymore. This is so disgusting. Shame on Erin and all the editors.
@nansense: Montgomery Glands! I have them too. They technically aren't supposed to be squeezed.
I actually had one that (probably because I squeezed it) got infected and turned into a large pimple/sore. It was super painful to pop- and sooo much stuff came out.
I actually had one that (probably because I squeezed it) got infected and turned into a large pimple/sore. It was super painful to pop- and sooo much stuff came out.
This is one of my favorite all-time posts on Jez! I joke with my mom and sister that I want to meet a guy with bacne so I'll have pimples to pop. They call me a freak.
One of the most satisfying, grossest experiences was popping either a pimple on my nipple or an infected Montgomery glad (not sure which it was). It swelled up for days and was incredibly painful. I went into the bathroom during a dinner party and squeezed and SO much stuff exploded out- it felt amazing and was so exciting. Yep, I'm a freak.
One of the most satisfying, grossest experiences was popping either a pimple on my nipple or an infected Montgomery glad (not sure which it was). It swelled up for days and was incredibly painful. I went into the bathroom during a dinner party and squeezed and SO much stuff exploded out- it felt amazing and was so exciting. Yep, I'm a freak.
@ihatediamonds: See, what I don't get is why Kyle and Mauricio would have had to support Kim financially- what about Kathy and Rick?
@Tchotchke: Yeah he basically said: "Well, you haven't died yet. Okay."
That was mortifying.
That was mortifying.
@A Piece of the Continent: I agree completely. I believe Taylor sought Kim out to have this discussion because she knew Kim was wasted and wouldn't be able to defend herself at all.
Lisa may be somewhat of an instigator, but she seems to have the sense not to get involved in Kyle and Kim's issues. Taylor stupidly seems to think she can leverage the strain between Kyle and Kim to make her and Kyle closer, whereas Lisa understands that family is family and that is not a bond that can be severed. In better times Kyle and Kim will look back and see Taylor for how catty she was.
Lisa may be somewhat of an instigator, but she seems to have the sense not to get involved in Kyle and Kim's issues. Taylor stupidly seems to think she can leverage the strain between Kyle and Kim to make her and Kyle closer, whereas Lisa understands that family is family and that is not a bond that can be severed. In better times Kyle and Kim will look back and see Taylor for how catty she was.
I guess this would have been too romantic for Russell. He's a regular Pablo Neruda, that one.
Natalie tops the list of Actresses I Hate Irrationally, but I was willing to try liking her again because I thought her performance in Black Swan was pretty good.
And now I remember why I hated her in the first place. That was the smuggest, most obnoxious speech ever.
And now I remember why I hated her in the first place. That was the smuggest, most obnoxious speech ever.
SO glad Marcel left. Dale should have won just for picking Marcel to lead a team- he knew he'd fail.
Anyone else incredibly amazed by Angelo? It is so obvious (to the viewers, to the other contestants) that he is a sneaky, conniving person but he always manages to outsmart everyone! He is so good at deception it almost makes me like him! Ah- it's working!
Anyone else incredibly amazed by Angelo? It is so obvious (to the viewers, to the other contestants) that he is a sneaky, conniving person but he always manages to outsmart everyone! He is so good at deception it almost makes me like him! Ah- it's working!
Samantha Jones for #3
I'm terrified of getting bed bugs. Would anyone suggest buying a mattress cover preemptive of an infestation? Would it help?
I wish there was a pill we could take that would release something to repel them. C'mon science...
I wish there was a pill we could take that would release something to repel them. C'mon science...
asshole til the very end. peace out marcel
@PurplelifeheartsMizJenkins: John Mayer has dead eyes. For real. Completely black and vacant.
@AstronautMikeDexter: Oh! I forgot Zach Braff. Now I'm pissed to remember him. He just seems like such a complete and total douche.
Bradley Cooper. He looks like a very mean bird. Fundamentally do not understand the adoration for him.
BJ Novak on The Office. I hate his smarmy face.
Topher Grace. I can't root for him as the good guy. He just seems so weak and sexless.
BJ Novak on The Office. I hate his smarmy face.
Topher Grace. I can't root for him as the good guy. He just seems so weak and sexless.
Anne is just too over-the-top (maybe it's her super large features). Even when trying to be seductive, it's always clear how hard she is working. She is in no way naturally sexy. That doesn't at all jive with traditional castings for Catwoman, but given Nolan's renderings are always hyper-real, he'll probably subvert our expectations and give us a version of Catwoman that is less sleek and sultry in leather and instead someone damaged and abused who uses their sexuality as a means to get by. And I think Anne could nail that performance.
He must have been half-baked when he got it.
7. He's lactose intolerant and super angry about it.
