@Donovanesque: I concur. I have $10 to add to the fund! Don't let us keep you down!
Is Edward Pasteck really Ashton Kutcher? Are we being Punk'd? Jeepers, I have never hoped for Ashton Kutcher more in my life.
@mgallagher713: I agree with your point about the TSA, FWIW.

I also agree that the cops should arrest this assface, but I had hoped that went without saying.
Is it out of line to say that if these people are not trolling, then they are the biggest idiots I have read about for a long time?
JGL sets my heart aflutter.

(replace heart with pants)
@nobodyr: I shared that mistake, and my confusion was great.
@debo matar la zombi goldberry83: I am presuming it has something to do with Ron and the horcrux. At least, that is the only time I can think of that would make any sense at all.
@gloeden31: Damnation! I was so sure, too.
#2 is definitely Clueless, with the B lister being Alicia Silverstone. Not sure about the A+ lister, though.
@jumpingpiglet: I thought Nicky and Paris Hilton, but is Nicky a celebrity?
@BunBun: I like your guess for #3, but take objection to the claim that he is bigger than Bruce. Ain't no one bigger than Bruce.
Honestly, I will not purchase their magazine in the future. I was not a regular reader, but now I am right off it, even if a particularly beloved actress (Michelle Williams) is on the cover.
My thoughts are with Lily right now, trite as that may sound. That is very sad.
@GoodBadNotEvil: same here. I do not purchase it regularly, so my lack of readership may not be felt, but this episode has guaranteed that I shall never buy it, period.
And I had just decided not to cut my hair. Damn you, Williams! Damn you and your adorable ways!

Although you are totally still invited to my apartment any time for tea.
Mel Gibson in the Hangover 2? Yeesh, I was already planning on not seeing it, now I will have to not see it at least twice!!
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