laurasaurus's Messages

Branza commented on Santa, The Tooth Fairy And Other Lies Our Parents Told Us

"@JinxyMcDeath: My freshman year of college (I was 16, and away from home for a prolonged period of time for the first time ever, really), my grandmother passed away."

http://jezebel.com/5025447/#c6788559 5:09 PM on Jul 20

Branza commented on Gelotophobia Is Apparently "No Laughing Matter"

"@tscheese: Silly tscheese, gelato is dairy-free!"

http://jezebel.com/5023942/#c6621970 11:32 PM on Jul 10

Branza commented on Meet Dave? Uh, No Thanks

"Also she looks like an unhappy lampshade."

http://jezebel.com/5023274/#c6600214 12:14 AM on Jul 10

Branza commented on Meet Dave? Uh, No Thanks

"@ilikenoise: YOU CAN SEE HER NIPPLES HER NIPPLES I TELL YOU"

http://jezebel.com/5023274/#c6600205 12:13 AM on Jul 10

Branza commented on Sometimes A Parent's Words Can Bear The Weight Of The World

"I am in the midst of this."

http://jezebel.com/5023057/#c6576003 11:12 PM on Jul 8

Branza commented on Anthropologie "Vignettes": Forcing Us To Look Forward To Fall

"@mindgasket: I know!"

http://jezebel.com/5020864/#c6476172 9:52 PM on Jul 1

Branza commented on There's Hope For Today's Teens… Sorta

"I love the N."

http://jezebel.com/5021200/#c6475160 8:32 PM on Jul 1

Branza commented on "I Am, Right Now, Involved In Something More Important"

"@andBegorrah: @Branza: OMG and he totally loved Bukowski also."

http://jezebel.com/5020396/#c6423346 6:21 PM on Jun 27

Branza commented on "I Am, Right Now, Involved In Something More Important"

"@NeverNikki: Honestly, that's good advice."

http://jezebel.com/5020396/#c6423321 6:19 PM on Jun 27

Branza commented on Romanian Girl Impregnated By Relative ~~May~~ Will Not Be Denied An Abortion

"@philoclea: Man, I know they're trying, but damned if I'm not happy my parents decided to move to America when I was 12 (and take me with them). Incidentally, something people haven't brought up, but like what the fuck was up with the uncle?"

http://jezebel.com/5019840/#c6423083 6:06 PM on Jun 27

Branza commented on Romanian Girl Impregnated By Relative ~~May~~ Will Not Be Denied An Abortion