And don't bring Gossip Girl into this. Blair Waldorf would eat you for breakfast.
I don't really understand quantum physics, but I'm not going to write an article about how little sense it makes to me. Sorry that you always chip your nails, but I fail to see how that or this article (on the whole) contributes anything of relevance to conversations about nail art.
Its hard to believe that the CNN report was more tactful and less condescending than this, not to mention actually informative.