kppontrucking commented on Marie Claire's "Factory Girls" Shoot: An Assembly Line Of '90s-Era Recockulousness

"Ack, I forgot to add that this photoshoot is incredibly condescending to people who work this job for a living."

kppontrucking commented on Marie Claire's "Factory Girls" Shoot: An Assembly Line Of '90s-Era Recockulousness

"This fashion shoot is pretty ridiculous."

kppontrucking commented on Batman Premiere: A Dark Night For Fashion

"I want Blake's shoes and Gary Oldman's date's dress."

kppontrucking commented on Advertising Taking Cues From Porn: What Is The World Cumming To?

"When I saw the Chanel ad, I imagined a man yelling "Uh!" or whatever grunt they yell when they splooge. I tried that Clinique lotion before."

kppontrucking commented on 'White Beauty' Has An Ugly Message

"My mom has some of these whitening lotions in jars but she uses them to hide age spots."

kppontrucking commented on Alloy: The Secret Weapon Of The Broke & Plus-Sized

"Errr, sorry for sounding bitchy."

kppontrucking commented on Alloy: The Secret Weapon Of The Broke & Plus-Sized

"I used to get this catalog."

kppontrucking commented on Conservatism Is Not Dead

"Only in America can lazy bastards who intentionally and completely flunked out of college make that much more money than someone with a Ph.D."

kppontrucking commented on This is a T-shirt, one of

"These shirts are disgusting."

kppontrucking commented on Does Feminism Carry A Gun?

"I don't have one and I don't feel like I need one."

kppontrucking commented on "Your Friends Were Very Jealous, Even If They Say They Weren't, They Were Envious I Approached You"

"@TexasCrude: Aww poor thing, this guy wasn't mentally handicapped, but he had was the sort of guy that was desperate to get laid like he hadn't had sex for 10 years."

kppontrucking commented on "Your Friends Were Very Jealous, Even If They Say They Weren't, They Were Envious I Approached You"

"This sort of reminds me of this creepy kid during my sophomore year in high school that tried to put his arm around me and act like I was his girlfriend every day after lunch when I'd leave the cafeteria to go to my next class."

kppontrucking commented on Marie Claire Celebrates Saturation & The City!

"@lizzybennet: Thanks for the heads up."

kppontrucking commented on Marie Claire Celebrates Saturation & The City!

"I dislike most women's magazines, the high class ones always have these pompous articles like "if I didn't have those specific $2,000 napkin holders for my wedding, I'd have to call it off!" They cover huge features on people who haven't accomplished anything or done anything to contribute to society- they're just on there because they were trust fund babies."

kppontrucking commented on Pregnancy Pacts: Better Than Suicide Ones, Still Not That Good

"I'm the first born and my parents had me when they were in their mid-thirties."

kppontrucking commented on 1950s Sex Education Was Neither Educational Or About Sex

"I'm 20 and to this day, my parents still don't acknowledge sex exists."

kppontrucking commented on Do Some People Date Outside Of Their Race As A Form Of Revenge?

"Oy, I'm Chinese-American and I usually end up dating Caucasian guys, not because I'm prejudiced against men from my ethnicity but because well...there's not many Chinese guys to date where I live."

kppontrucking commented on Future VP Bobby Jindal's College Girlfriend Possessed By Satan? Or Just Horny?

"@TaraIncognita: Lol, I'm glad I'm not the only one who has noticed this."