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kelsium commented on The End Of The Conventions: What I Forgot To Mention During the RNC
"@sybann: NYTimes.com has an amusing fact checking section from the Conventions."
http://jezebel.com/5046313/#c7631810 5:46 PM on Sep 6
kelsium commented on The End Of The Conventions: What I Forgot To Mention During the RNC
"@Mama Kinn: What in the frick are you talking about?"
http://jezebel.com/5046313/#c7631800 5:44 PM on Sep 6
kelsium commented on Todd Palin: Everything America Wants In A "First Dude"
"Goodnight, my loves!"
http://jezebel.com/5045895/#c7622673 7:07 PM on Sep 5
kelsium commented on Todd Palin: Everything America Wants In A "First Dude"
"@cocoesq: But the distinction is that I'm NOT targeting the entireity (fuck I can't spell that stupid word, and I don't have time to spell check--Must...tear self away...from Jezebel) of rural America--or for that matter the uneducated."
http://jezebel.com/5045895/#c7622640 7:05 PM on Sep 5
kelsium commented on Todd Palin: Everything America Wants In A "First Dude"
"@cocoesq: I'd be totally up for discussing this with you in a reasonable manner, but to tell the truth my shift just finally ended and I think for the good of everyone involved I should just go home and drink now."
http://jezebel.com/5045895/#c7622440 6:51 PM on Sep 5
kelsium commented on Todd Palin: Everything America Wants In A "First Dude"
"@cocoesq: Since you apologized, I'll apologize."
http://jezebel.com/5045895/#c7622388 6:49 PM on Sep 5
kelsium commented on Todd Palin: Everything America Wants In A "First Dude"
"@cocoesq: Well, I love that you assume that I'm from a big city because to start with I grew up in rural Michigan."
http://jezebel.com/5045895/#c7622348 6:46 PM on Sep 5
kelsium commented on Todd Palin: Everything America Wants In A "First Dude"
"@anonymiss: I fully believe that it would be like the "Go fuck yourself, Cheney" dude, except with more spitting venom (as we all know harpies are wont to do)."
http://jezebel.com/5045895/#c7622173 6:37 PM on Sep 5
kelsium commented on Todd Palin: Everything America Wants In A "First Dude"
"@kelsium: Or, as in our dear friend SP's case, he gave me permission."
http://jezebel.com/5045895/#c7622113 6:33 PM on Sep 5
kelsium commented on Todd Palin: Everything America Wants In A "First Dude"
"@Hamsterpants: It all sounds so..."
http://jezebel.com/5045895/#c7622093 6:32 PM on Sep 5
kelsium commented on Air Obama
"@tonashideska: Maybe they flipped the image so that we could read it."
http://jezebel.com/5046027/#c7622033 6:30 PM on Sep 5
kelsium commented on Todd Palin: Everything America Wants In A "First Dude"
"@Hamsterpants: I know!"
http://jezebel.com/5045895/#c7621978 6:27 PM on Sep 5
kelsium commented on Todd Palin: Everything America Wants In A "First Dude"
"@ObtuseIntolerant: Oh no."
http://jezebel.com/5045895/#c7621942 6:25 PM on Sep 5
kelsium commented on Todd Palin: Everything America Wants In A "First Dude"
"I'd be happy to provide you with my name and address so you can come over, then I'll let off steam by kicking your ass instead of venting here."
http://jezebel.com/5045895/#c7621872 6:22 PM on Sep 5
kelsium commented on Todd Palin: Everything America Wants In A "First Dude"
"@ObtuseIntolerant: Turns out being an idiot will cancel out any other advantages that experience can provide."
http://jezebel.com/5045895/#c7621844 6:20 PM on Sep 5
kelsium commented on Todd Palin: Everything America Wants In A "First Dude"
"@langtry: Well if that wasn't the most patronizing and obnoxious way you could possibly have said that, I don't know what is."
http://jezebel.com/5045895/#c7621762 6:17 PM on Sep 5
kelsium commented on Donny Deutsch Says Sarah Palin Is The "Feminist Ideal" Because She Put A Skirt On
"@BrutallyHonestBabes: A comment on the other thread just made me cry."
http://jezebel.com/5046147/#c7621710 6:14 PM on Sep 5
kelsium commented on Todd Palin: Everything America Wants In A "First Dude"
"@Hamsterpants: Shocking, isn't it, that some people would vote for a guy just because his foreign policy consists of more than "Don't mess with Texas." But no, that isn't it."
http://jezebel.com/5045895/#c7621589 6:10 PM on Sep 5

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Hamsterpants on Sep 5, 2008

I love you!!! You made some great comments today. Cocoesq is always a fucking asshole and has been banned before, so now worries.

sybann on Sep 5, 2008

You hold Vespachica and I'll beat some sense into her.

blackbirdfly on May 22, 2008

"I'm sorry, unless he was beaten and tortured by MARRIED GAYS in a POW camp I don't see how that follows."

That shit was brilliant.

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