joellevand commented on Best Buy Employee Arrested For Using Customer Credit Cards

"This is clearly Best Buy's fault somehow. How DARE they hire people!"

joellevand commented on Morning Joe

"*sits back and waits for Hil's girls to come crashing in with their cries of sexism* I for one welcome our crusty old white man overlord..."

joellevand commented on Girl-On-Girl Crime Rampant At The Workplace

"When I meet new friends, it's often a surprise when I rally off a list of guy names as my best friends, and the few female friends I have tend to have equally as many guy friends as me. This would be why."

joellevand commented on Ryan & Rachel: They're Back

"I hate to sound like a girly girl, but YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!"

joellevand commented on Circuit City Firedog Charges $40 To 'Fix' Computer You Just Bought

"I like how one store doing one shady thing is part of the systemic problem with Circuit City, yet Fry's is touted as God Almighty, and if there is a problem with Fry's (as has been recently) then it's a local incident, and Fry's is still God. The Double Think is so impressive, I may shit myself."

joellevand commented on How A Vice-Presidential Bid Is A Political Dead End

"Um, did everyone have their heads up their asses in the 90s?"

joellevand commented on Which Olympian Slipped Her Teammate A Laxative?

"Um, FWIW, #2 would need to be a BRITISH personality on TV in the UK."

joellevand commented on Skin-Lightening Creams Popular In Arab World • 14-Year-Old FLDS Leader "Wife" Taken To Foster Care

"A friend of mine is a civil rights attorney in the US and Pakistani by birth."

joellevand commented on Comcast: Fire Destroyed Your Cable Box? Pay Up.

"I'm going to agree with the majority for once and say that Comcast is not at fault and should not have to eat the cost of this."

joellevand commented on Disney Decides To Stop Selling "Dive In" Panties For Young Girls

"@TomCruisesTesticles: BTW, where my husband is from, they can't call them "black boards" and "white erase boards" because it's racist, apparently. *shrugs*"

joellevand commented on Disney Decides To Stop Selling "Dive In" Panties For Young Girls

"@TomCruisesTesticles: Oh NOES!"

joellevand commented on Burger King Tray Liners In Germany Feature Cartoon Veggies With Boobs

"Reminds me of a placemat of "New York City" in the American Cafe in Paris."

joellevand commented on Mrs. Fields Files For Bittersweet Bankruptcy Protection

"Wow, did everyone choke on their Bitter Pill this morning? I mean, I don't shop at Mrs."

joellevand commented on Target Has 79-Year-Old Taken In For Mental Evaluation After She Demanded Cash Refund

"Okay, ex-retail slave here (disclaimer): 1."

joellevand commented on Mad Mag Reacts To Circuit City Ban

"The best explanation of the pure Fail of MAD Magazine comes from the Simpsons: Bart: "My God!"

joellevand commented on Circuit City Sorry For Commanding Employees To Destroy Mad Mag's "Sucker City" Parody

"@allstarecho: Dude, it's CC!"

joellevand commented on Circuit City Sorry For Commanding Employees To Destroy Mad Mag's "Sucker City" Parody

"@Michael Belisle: OMG, I'm going to become the majority shareholder of the company at that price, fire Schoonover, and make Corporate PR Hack Guy CEO!"

joellevand commented on Circuit City Sorry For Commanding Employees To Destroy Mad Mag's "Sucker City" Parody

"That was perfect."