hystericalredhead commented on Wanted: Just Think Of It As The Bloody, Sexy & Slightly Idiotic Alternative For Wall-E

"It was sofa king awesome!"

hystericalredhead commented on Wall-E: It's Not Easy Being Green

"@Macloserboy: Word, more Angelina & guns plz."

hystericalredhead commented on What Should Jezebels Really Expect After They're Expecting: Sex Edition

"SO never ever EVER having babies."

hystericalredhead commented on Parents Still Messing Up Their Kids, Kids Still Having Sex

""the ones who have unhappy relationships who try to set rules about their kids' treatment of the people they're dating (whose kids run wild)"..."

hystericalredhead commented on Ryan Reynolds: "Pull My Finger"

"@Macloserboy: Much better story if it's Woody Allen in the back seat of a taxi."

hystericalredhead commented on Let's Talk About Sex(ually Transmitted Diseases)

"@dirtyfez: Heh."

hystericalredhead commented on Sports Bra Saves Stranded Hiker • L.A. Strippers Sue Clubs For Tips

"I fucking LOVE that JC Penney ad."

hystericalredhead commented on Octocock V. Boobiverse: Screw Faceless People But Wrap It Up

"oh man I LOVE THIS."

hystericalredhead commented on Loose Lips

"@ceejeemcbeegee: Thank god, no he isn't Iron Man in the next one, just Iron Man's sidekick, War Machine."

hystericalredhead commented on Happy Father's Day, Love Lisa Simpson

"You know, as Father's Day got closer and closer this year, and I became more and more focused on the issues I have with my Dad I started to panic that I am one of "those women" (some dude's words, not mine) that have "Daddy Issues" and there's something weird and emotionally retarded about me that I feel not entirely warm-and-fuzzy about him... Then I came on here and read this thread, and realized I'm not alone, and it's ok."

hystericalredhead commented on Loose Lips

"I would lovelovelove for ScarJo to smash his heart in a million pieces...that I can lovingly pick up and put back together...with my tongue."

hystericalredhead commented on Velvet D'Amour: Part Deux

"Damn, you read that article and find that even her vocabulary is awesomely smart and sexy."

hystericalredhead commented on For Some Women, Big Boobs Are A Pain In The Butt (And Back And Neck)

"Announcer Lady: "Keeping abreast of the latest fashions..." Oh NO, tell me they didn't catch that before they taped the damn voice over..."

hystericalredhead commented on Long Goodbyes

"Much respect for the men and women in uniform."

hystericalredhead commented on Dance Off: Stephen Colbert Vs. Rain

"I WANT STEPHEN COLBERT'S BABIES. that is all."

hystericalredhead commented on Lindsay Lohan To Ashley Olsen: Back Off Of My Girl Sam

"@♥ dosido ☮: YES!!!"