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#amalivethread
Glitz, Glamour, And Gaga: Welcome To The American Music Awards Live Thread
Though nobody will ever beat this Spears/Timberlake circa 2001 combo on the American Music Awards red carpet, tonight's show does promise performances from the likes of Lady Gaga, Janet Jackson, Mary J. Blige, and Kelly Clarkson. Let's all watch together. More » -
#survivalguides
Fake Your Way Into Twilight Fandom: A Guide To Surviving A Sparkly Vampire World
Well, crew, New Moon has made like 8 kerbillion dollars this weekend (it's actually $140.7 million), which means that the entire world has gone Twilight crazy. Here are some tips for successfully navigating a sparkly vampire-obsessed world. More »
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#badvertising
"Make Your Boobs Jealous!": Reebok's "EasyTone" Ad Campaign Is An Epic Fail
Hey ladies, is there anything sexier than the blatant objectification of women? Reebok certainly doesn't think so, as evidenced by their horrendous "EasyTone" sneaker commercials, which drew the attention of several of our readers, and not in a good way. More » -
#snlroundup
Celebrities Turn Up To Help Joseph Gordon-Levitt Deliver A Decent Episode Of SNL
Last night's Saturday Night Live was a vast improvement over the disastrous January Jones episode that aired last week, as host Joseph Gordon-Levitt and the writers stepped things up a bit to make us laugh, as did...Dave Matthews?! More » -
#dirtbag
Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
- Jon Gosselin attempted to make peace with Kate Gosselin at a divorce arbitration hearing yesterday by bringing roses to the courtroom. Kate turned them down, "but in the end it all came together and concluded on a happy note." [People]
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#clips
Palin 2012: SNL Gives Us A Terrifying Glimpse Of A Palin Presidency
Capitalizing on the success of both 2012 and the Sarah Palin Going Rogue publicity blitz, Saturday Night Live created a movie trailer that encapsulates all of our worst fears: Palin 2012. The Apocalypse awaits, and it wears Bumpits. More »
