hortense commented on ...Or Maybe Reese And Jake Haven't Split After All

"@MichelleMyBelle: I'm a bit surprised by this, too."

hortense commented on Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Star Trek Weddings On Thanksgiving Weekend? Live Long and Prenup!

"@Foster Kamer: If you drink every time someone says "do you love it?" or "I think this is the one," you'll be drunk 3.2 seconds into the program."

hortense commented on Jake Gyllenhaal And Reese Witherspoon Call It Quits

"I feel sad for her kids."

hortense commented on Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Star Trek Weddings On Thanksgiving Weekend? Live Long and Prenup!

"They should really have a 12-step program for "Say Yes To The Dress" addiction."

hortense commented on Just A Girl In The World

"@SchmoopieVonButtercup: I almost used that as the headline!"

hortense commented on What Do You Do When Your Signature Scent Stinks For Everyone Else?

"I do that thing where I spray it in the air and run through it."

hortense commented on Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo

""In your face, Paris Hilton!""

hortense commented on White House Party Crashers Attempt To Sell Their Story; The Tiger Woods Drama Continues

"@morninggloria: That was my first thought: "Like Tiger Woods buys jewelry at the mall." Everyone knows he went to Jared."

hortense commented on White House Party Crashers Attempt To Sell Their Story; The Tiger Woods Drama Continues

"@sweet tea vodka: A couch made of some material you can only buy on Mars, maybe?"

hortense commented on Black Friday: The Terrible Movie

"@psychokitty: Yes, it's a slightly insane tradition that leads many people to get up at the crack of dawn to bust down the doors at stores in order to get good deals on things."