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hortense commented on ...Or Maybe Reese And Jake Haven't Split After All
"@MichelleMyBelle: I'm a bit surprised by this, too."
http://jezebel.com/comment/17170581 08:08 PM on November 29
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hortense commented on Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Star Trek Weddings On Thanksgiving Weekend? Live Long and Prenup!
"@Foster Kamer: If you drink every time someone says "do you love it?" or "I think this is the one," you'll be drunk 3.2 seconds into the program."
http://jezebel.com/comment/17167172 04:15 PM on November 29
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hortense commented on Jake Gyllenhaal And Reese Witherspoon Call It Quits
"I feel sad for her kids."
http://jezebel.com/comment/17166666 03:40 PM on November 29
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hortense commented on Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Star Trek Weddings On Thanksgiving Weekend? Live Long and Prenup!
"They should really have a 12-step program for "Say Yes To The Dress" addiction."
http://jezebel.com/comment/17166646 03:39 PM on November 29
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hortense commented on Just A Girl In The World
"@SchmoopieVonButtercup: I almost used that as the headline!"
http://jezebel.com/comment/17166510 03:29 PM on November 29
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hortense commented on What Do You Do When Your Signature Scent Stinks For Everyone Else?
"I do that thing where I spray it in the air and run through it."
http://jezebel.com/comment/17165469 02:20 PM on November 29
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hortense commented on Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo
""In your face, Paris Hilton!""
http://jezebel.com/comment/17163483 11:44 AM on November 29
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hortense commented on White House Party Crashers Attempt To Sell Their Story; The Tiger Woods Drama Continues
"@morninggloria: That was my first thought: "Like Tiger Woods buys jewelry at the mall." Everyone knows he went to Jared."
http://jezebel.com/comment/17163381 11:35 AM on November 29
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hortense commented on White House Party Crashers Attempt To Sell Their Story; The Tiger Woods Drama Continues
"@sweet tea vodka: A couch made of some material you can only buy on Mars, maybe?"
http://jezebel.com/comment/17162991 10:56 AM on November 29
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hortense commented on Black Friday: The Terrible Movie
"@psychokitty: Yes, it's a slightly insane tradition that leads many people to get up at the crack of dawn to bust down the doors at stores in order to get good deals on things."
http://jezebel.com/comment/17153940 04:46 PM on November 28
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