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      hortense is minding her p's and q's...and your aeiou's.

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        "Shot a moose today Oh by golly you betcha And as well, also"
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        "If that Pete and Ashlee thing is true, that is really, really dumb."
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      • hortense commented on This Week In Tabloids: Britney's Deadly Diet, Heidi's Hoax, Mary-Kate Knocked Up?

        "@pantsless economist: I took it for a while and I had a really, really hard time with word retrieval."
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        "@dirtybee says we bee obama jammin: Topamax isn't FDA approved for bipolar disorder at this point, though."
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      CrazyLegsMeg on Nov 24, 2008

      You handled the webcam suicide story with such grace - I knew it would show up on jezebel, and I'm glad that you were the writer to tackle it.


      tracylynn on Nov 24, 2008

      After reading your thoughtful piece on Stand By Me, Now and Then, I wanted to recommend the film Gas Food Lodging. [www.imdb.com]


      hortense on Nov 22, 2008

      Doves- we're having technical difficulties right now. Hopefully the posts will show up soon. Ack!


      AuntieBee on Nov 13, 2008

      Thanks for fixing my comment-powers. You are my hero.


      hortense on Nov 13, 2008

      Hey doves- if you are having trouble commenting, please send me an email with your username and any info about the OS and browser you are using. Thanks!


      hortense on Nov 12, 2008

      Hey doves-
      We are having some technical issues- hang in there.
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      Mrs.Peel on Nov 11, 2008

      Hi Hortense, I'm unable to e-mail you when I click on the link to the left. I left a message for you earlier, but I think it'll get lost in your private messages...I need to know how I de-activate my account on Jezebel? I've tried, but to no avail. I dunno, can you ban me as per my request? ;) Thank you.


      ednapontellier on Nov 5, 2008

      hortense, i was going to send you a message asking if you've noticed that there's a lot of meanness on the comments today- but then i saw that you were directly responding (and eliminating) to some nasty comments... so now i just want to say THANKS.

      edna


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      You friended me? That makes me feel all squishy inside! You're doing an awesome job on the weekends darling!


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      I sent you an email. I would like a response. Thank you.


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