Make sure the octopus has a monocle. That is crucial.
Yes, with the sizes that come in the package, I think they would fit.
I still watch Spice World.
I love Martha and I think her business empire is incredible. I don't care where you sell your things, Martha! I will go there.
I remembered it as "the alligator mouth eats the bigger number." Or "the pacman eats the one with the fruit." Something like that.
I love your comment with your username. Best combo!
Vodka in a smoothie is awesome.
[Not that I did this when I was at university with that smoothie bar we had. No, we never did that...]
And gallons and gallons of unicorn blood...
Paul Rudd doesn't age, does he? Yowza...
I was really glad Rich said something about the 7 year old dressing like Nicki Minaj. Because yikes...He needs to judge all of the pageants now.
Fine, be that way. I will just eat all the chocolate everyone else is neglecting.
Stop it.
For some reason I always take joy when pop stars are bitchy like this. But at the same time, I love how stupidly nice Britney Spears is because she loves everyone.
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YES. I love things like that. Like one little girl said she was going to buy a whole bunch of beef jerky. Things like that just crack me up.
I really enjoy Toddlers and Tiaras. For me, I love when the kids cannot be coached in to the pageant ideal and then say silly things. One girl, she was two and waved her prize money and declared she was going to buy cheese dip. That's just hilarious. And she said she wouldn't get any for her mom. Also, I think T&T is an interesting looks at how YOUNG beauty standards can start and what all goes into it. Plus, not all the parents are bad. I love the ones who refuse the glitz package with the flippers and tanning. That's more or less how I justify it. The ridiculousness of it all.
Typically it's because the child doesn't want to listen or have their parent nag them. So it's common for a third person to be brought in to help the kiddo out and "coach."
Thanks Mindy! I want to hug you.
Rihanna did a pretty great job addressing it herself and I applaud her for it, I really do. It's almost more refreshing than something her people could have written for her. I LIKE that Rihanna is speaking for herself and in a public forum.
Wow, Jason. How much were you paid for that quote? Shut up.
