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hamburgerhotdog commented on Please Stop Telling Teen Girls Vampires Are Bad for Them
"I was boning dudes who suck way before this stupid craze and look how I turned out. Oh."
http://gawker.com/5401539/please-stop-telling-teen-girls-vampires-are-bad-for-them#c16695197 02:38 PM on November 10
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hamburgerhotdog commented on Funemployment: Just About Over
"@merc6point9: It was fine when I was there but it's certainly no Hamptons."
http://gawker.com/5401302/funemployment-just-about-over#c16694036 02:07 PM on November 10
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hamburgerhotdog commented on British Court Rules Against Loud Sex
"I really think it must have been truly, truly excessive given the number of complaints for them to reach that decision."
http://jezebel.com/5401398/british-court-rules-against-loud-sex#c16693723 01:58 PM on November 10
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hamburgerhotdog commented on Is Julia Allison Supposed to Be Famous or Something?
"@BettyCrocker: Wow."
http://gawker.com/5401455/is-julia-allison-supposed-to-be-famous-or-something#c16692325 01:20 PM on November 10
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hamburgerhotdog commented on Funemployment: Just About Over
"Since when was Virginia Beach considered tony?"
http://gawker.com/5401302/funemployment-just-about-over#c16692072 01:14 PM on November 10
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hamburgerhotdog commented on Is Julia Allison Supposed to Be Famous or Something?
"Every time I've seen this aired on TV she's (wisely) cut out."
http://gawker.com/5401455/is-julia-allison-supposed-to-be-famous-or-something#c16691765 01:06 PM on November 10
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hamburgerhotdog commented on Please Let Levi Johnston Have His Baby Back
"I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...RIBS!"
http://gawker.com/5400646/please-let-levi-johnston-have-his-baby-back#c16670255 05:43 PM on November 9
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hamburgerhotdog commented on Steven Tyler Breaks Up with Aerosmith via Blog Posts
"@scootcha: Future Rachel Zoe."
http://gawker.com/5400676/steven-tyler-breaks-up-with-aerosmith-via-blog-posts#c16667839 04:38 PM on November 9
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hamburgerhotdog commented on Steven Tyler Breaks Up with Aerosmith via Blog Posts
"@Dolomite: Are the Nelson brothers employed?"
http://gawker.com/5400676/steven-tyler-breaks-up-with-aerosmith-via-blog-posts#c16667314 04:23 PM on November 9
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hamburgerhotdog commented on Steven Tyler Breaks Up with Aerosmith via Blog Posts
"@goetz: It's the first location for the Annoying Kitten Express--everyone box up your cute kitten and send them to a luxury hotel."
http://gawker.com/5400676/steven-tyler-breaks-up-with-aerosmith-via-blog-posts#c16666924 04:12 PM on November 9
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