hamburgerhotdog commented on Cereal Choices For The High, Drunk, And Old

"@urbanspelunker: exactly the sort of unsavory behavior you expect ex-cons, permastoners and the fingerless to engage in during a graveyard shift...plus, they always smelled like whatever cereal was in production that day."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Cereal Choices For The High, Drunk, And Old

"When I was a kid, my dad would buy the cereal in the bag (rather than the box) because it "all came from the same goddamn place, dammit!" Then, in high school we had the misfortune of moving not terribly far from the Malt-O-Meal factory, where I learned from an assorted variety of ex-cons, permastoners, and people missing multiple digits that it did NOT come from the same place, and some of the things that transpired in that factory were enough to turn you off your tootie frooties for life."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Cereal Choices For The High, Drunk, And Old

"@Newsgirl: The mask on the back was the added bonus since it hid your bleeding mouth."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities

"Things like this turn me into the thick neck, letterman jacket wearing football dudes showcased in every 80's movie and all I want to do is shove him into a locker."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig

"The Magnificent Dee has Biggie Shorty's name all over it...actually, I could see her in several of those wigs."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Give Us Your Best Thanksgiving Horror Stories

"A couple years ago I went to a orphan's thanksgiving dinner with a group of friends, and the person in charge of making the turkey apparently had no idea such a thing as "gizzards" existed, nor did she know they had to be removed before cooking."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Give Us Your Best Thanksgiving Horror Stories

"Watching my father having to carry his elderly, ill and frail mother around the house because her wheelchair was too heavy to carry up the stairs and even if we had gotten it up there, it couldn't navigate through the plush carpeting."

hamburgerhotdog commented on The Mommy Wars: "Quite Simply I Hate Your Baby."

"@GirlFailer: You get back what you put out there lady."

hamburgerhotdog commented on The Flame Monster

"@Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense!: No, you're right."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Horrible Restaurant Owner's Charm Offensive Includes Screaming at Us

"From citysearch reviews: "The owner constantly berates the servers in plain view of guests" "Before we were leaving, one of my friends went to the rest room and we were waiting for her in front of the bar."