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"@La Chica Lucy: she is a shitty person and I hope karma deals with her thusly."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Following Hallowed Nerd Tradition, Michael Phelps Dates Asian Chick

"ABCD = asian babe, caucasian dork."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Williams-Sonoma: A Pre-Thanksgiving Feast For The Eyes

"Swiss Colony has awesome low-budget versions of all of these. Now get mommy her petit fours - my stories are on."

hamburgerhotdog commented on The Naked Chef: Stick Your Face In Some American Pie

"@BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: [www.seriouseats.com] it probably helps if it isn't 10 years old like mine was."

hamburgerhotdog commented on The Naked Chef: Stick Your Face In Some American Pie

"I made a fantastic apple cheddar pie recently - grated the cheese and baked it into the crust, then put cubes of sharp cheddar in with the apple filling."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Does Beyoncé Really Need Sasha Fierce?

"I think no one wants to admit that Beyonce is actually pretty boring underneath that mask."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Washingtonienne Jessica Cutler Engaged

"@px this."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Up & Adam: If You Wear A Skirt You Are Asking For It

"@puppy_plz: Right?"

hamburgerhotdog commented on Up & Adam: If You Wear A Skirt You Are Asking For It

"@Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed: Someone did it to me as I was walking up the stairs of the subway."

hamburgerhotdog commented on Gay Troubadour Is Bankrupt Iceland's Only Hope

"let them eat reindeer meat."