gordiva commented on It Is Decidedly So: Psychics Find Success As The Economy Collapses

"I have a psychic, his name is Jesus and I speak to Him all the time for free."

gordiva commented on First Things First: What Kind Of Dog Should The First Puppy Be?

"Bichon Frises and Malteses are nasty, nasty dogs!"

gordiva commented on Liveblogging Obama's First Speech As The President-Elect

"I love how he makes people."

gordiva commented on Election 2008 Results Live Blog

"Oprah was crying!"

gordiva commented on We're Calling It: Obama Wins!

"I am SO pleased."

gordiva commented on Reader Roundup

"Wow, I work for Jews and have never heard a Jew say Obama is anti-semite."

gordiva commented on Halloween: Are You In Or Are You Out (Of Costume)?

"My girlfriends and I are going to be the Golden Girls."

gordiva commented on Live From Jezebel, It's OMG I Can't Believe Sarah Palin Is On Saturday Night Live!

"I really hope the audience boos her to death."

gordiva commented on Birth Control Patch Leads To Barfing, Sometimes Death

"I'm surprised by the number of responses that say birth control is not for them...I say condoms are not for me (at least not for me to put them on the male)."