goodonpaper commented on Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

"he must be wearing his "Bad Idea Jeans" that morning"

goodonpaper commented on Oprah On Drew Barrymore's Vogue Cover: "It's A Validation That You're A Real Woman"

"Really?"

goodonpaper commented on Sandra Bullock's Pups Are Too Precious To Walk Themselves

"yes they is, yes they is, yes they is!"

goodonpaper commented on Bess: "I Loves You Porgy." Porgy: "Bess, You Is My Woman Now." Sienna: "Coke Is It."

"My grandmother would say, "Looks of being rode hard.....and put up wet my dear.""

goodonpaper commented on Project Runway Finale, Part I: Welcome To The "Monkey House"

"OMG!"

goodonpaper commented on Katie Holmes Takes Up The Rear, As Usual

"Her poor family can probably hardly recognize her anymore, in any way, shape or form."

goodonpaper commented on Kim Kardashian Continues Tireless Advocacy For The Homeless

"OMG!"

goodonpaper commented on Oprah Wears Louboutins To Interview Anti-Consumerist "Freegans"

"First of all, the guest made a conscious choice to go from a 000,000 digit salary, to this lifestyle."

goodonpaper commented on Brad Pitt's Hair: What Hath God Wrought?

"it is for a movie that they are filming in Texas...hence the doo He stepped in last minute for another film Heath Ledger was scheduled to star in, so there are all of these sightings of Brang & family at Walmart in Waco slummin it!"

goodonpaper commented on It's time to start praying

"It just sounds like Polycystic Ovarian Disorder..."