@Hopscotchkid: Just so I'm clear, "scary young guy" means "he's black", right?
I can't believe no one has mentioned this, but AJ, if you post-butt-sex escapades are looking like that scene in Slumdog Millionaire, ur doin it wrong. Anal done right should almost always be clean in the netherparts.

Drugstore fleet enemas - learn it, live it, love it.
Stunts like these will get me to read Jezebel again.

Thank you.
@elizabeththewellread: Also: "I'm just a girl?" Are you... are you 12? Maybe I'm just a harshy feminist, but we're women here, not girls.
@elizabeththewellread: Or maybe it's because the construction of "ladyhood" is antiquated, and the guy you're so flattered by was inherently putting down other women, considering himself the arbiter of a woman's worth? That's pretty gross to me.
@elizabeththewellread: Or maybe it's that the notion of "ladyhood" is an antiquated bullshit vise and you're pissed that we pointed out the guy was being a judgy asshole - and putting down other women?
@tiredfairy: but don't you think it's sad that people have to HIDE their gender or race on xboxlive? makes me sad. geez.
They're going to wear easily identifiable markers now? Sweet! Now I know who to avoid.
Taylor really tried hard with what they gave him.
Oh look, it's the commercial where Ashton eye-rapes people with his camera.
OK, seriously, I'm only 23 and Tay-Tay is bringing out the inner cougar. I want to smoke a cigarette and set up an apartment for him and pay his rent. Then pinch his cheek and his butt. I’M SO CONFLICTED
Wow, that was a really biting open. That hit close to home.
". The ACLU might represent the Heene family in the case. " Why? What civil liberties are at stake here for the Heenes? If anything, they have infringed on the civil liberties of others. I'm curious to know their reasoning. #richardheene
DoubleX: Where I can reliably count on reading the thoughts of out-of-touch Baby Boomer-era feminists who believe they're "edgy" when everything they write reveals they've hidden under a tree for the past 20 years.
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised by the health concern trolls that pop up on these threads as reliably as a Birther at a teabagger rally, but I still am. Bottom line? If you are not a medical professional, you have no idea if someone's size is "healthy" or not, and it's not up to you to judge. Most "fat" people are perfectly aware of how they look. Your suggestion to "just eat right and exercise" is about as insightful as Whoopi calling it "rape-rape." In other words: it ain't.
@uniquelyworded: Are you a medical professional? Do you *know* that being a size 12 is "unhealthy"? Do you have any objective apparatus by which to judge people as such? If not, please leave kthnxbye.
I looked up "self-loathing" in the dictionary and Karl Lagerfeld's picture popped up. "Hypocrisy" was listed as a potential synonym.
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