goatwoodward commented on Try Not To Say Anything Catty About Dina & Ali Lohan!

"I can't believe no one has made a cougar joke yet..."

goatwoodward commented on "Can You Lose Your Virginity To A Dildo?"

"@hannelore: Yeah, Tracey was really judgey."

goatwoodward commented on Question Marks Surrounding Our Periods

"@graceful_gamine: Hmmm..."

goatwoodward commented on The Onion AV Club wants to

"Dear Jonathan Taylor Thomas, I know that had you not been gay, we were destined for each other."

goatwoodward commented on Question Marks Surrounding Our Periods

"What is with these cup users?"

goatwoodward commented on Asexual People Are Happy Without Being "Satisfied"

"I watched the whole program when it came out and if I remember correctly, at the end of it, the couple who were getting married were banging and liking it and the guy who started the website had stopped considering himself part of the community due to ideological differences."

goatwoodward commented on Aussie Mayor Calls On "Beauty-Disadvantaged" Women To Move To Testosterone-Addled Town

""I bet none of you had ever heard of Mount Isa before he started blathering on about ugly women, and ultimately Molony is just the mayor of a bumblefuck town desperate for attention." Exactly."

goatwoodward commented on The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really Ugly

"@CrankyOldBroad: Yeah, they're fast forwarding 5 years."

goatwoodward commented on The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really Ugly

"When it has horizontal ripples across the hips and I can see your belly button (I'm talking to you, Cheryl Burke), it does not fit you."

goatwoodward commented on Lourdes, Dad Rock American Apparel

"Not a fan of the shorts (or American Apparel in general - if they can make a model's thighs look fat, mine would probably look like they're going to take over Tokyo), but love her hair - so thick & bouncy."